Snappy Responses To Attempted Bald Shaming Amateurs

[Dsport]

Mad magazine had a book in the seventies. Snappy answers to stupid questions.
Friggin hilarious

I hate being rude but a couple prepared remarks turns from defense to offense

1 grass don't grow on a busy street I see??....."" It seems to grow pretty well on concrete I see

2 saving money on shampoo?? ....""" Not as much as you save on hookers

3 the light is blinding off your dome......""""yeah, it looks like your dick minus your three inches

Anybody else have a canned response ready?

 

[Dontwannabeabetabob]

Dang those are some witty responses I'll have to add these to my arsenal thanks man.

 

[Saurabhaj]

I was given this suggestion multiple times by different people.
You should do something to treat your hairloss or you will get trouble in finding someone in marriage..
I have perfect reply for this.
I don't care,i have found my girl and i am going to marry her later and i am not going to tell her name before engagement.
After that,such people won't even dare to say that again.On the other hand,some people even went into fullon detective mode to search that girl on my fb.
Felt really goood.(I was lying btw.)

 

[HankPentagon]

You have to go on the offense at times