Rather Be Bald Or Never Get Laid Again?

Dante92

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Bald, and still have sex.


Switch up my game, and start running the East Asia wife romance tours. Travel to the Philippines, and find your wife like most old, and alone baldies.

Get myself a better gaming rig as I will be exerting most my energy towards being indoors.

Peasant by day, stud by night wig principles. Go out once a month, and pull some fine *** with your wig (DBW inspired)



Or you could be like Dante, and just jerk off with your tears.

Sure, the other options you wrote about are better indeed.

"Jerking off with tears" LOL :D
 

Dench57

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Bald, and still have sex.


Switch up my game, and start running the East Asia wife romance tours. Travel to the Philippines, and find your wife like most old, and alone baldies.

Get myself a better gaming rig as I will be exerting most my energy towards being indoors.

Peasant by day, stud by night wig principles. Go out once a month, and pull some fine *** with your wig (DBW inspired)



Or you could be like Dante, and just jerk off with your tears.

Become a wig prisoner, live on a diet of Trenbolone and cocaine before my heart gives out at 32 after spending my final years having my balls abused and drained by an exhausting and unsustainable procession of high class escorts.

Request an open casket funeral with NW1 wig attached so people remember me as a person, not a forehead.
 

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Become a wig prisoner, live on a diet of Trenbolone and cocaine before my heart gives out at 32 after spending my final years having my balls abused and drained by an exhausting and unsustainable procession of high class escorts.

Request an open casket funeral with NW1 wig attached so people remember me as a person, not a forehead.
This is a good one.
 

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Become a wig prisoner, live on a diet of Trenbolone and cocaine before my heart gives out at 32 after spending my final years having my balls abused and drained by an exhausting and unsustainable procession of high class escorts.

Request an open casket funeral with NW1 wig attached so people remember me as a person, not a forehead.

Hahahahah
 

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TBH I want hair because I want to be liked by women, something that is not so impossible at the moment.

If I am liked by women but can't have sex, what's hair for?
 

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I don't care about women, I never had them and I don't even want them now. I just want to feel like a young man again, not to feel sick when I look at myself in the mirror, I want that part of me, of my identity back.

Hey, that's exactly how I feel!

I'm like you also, balding and never had sex. I just need my identity back, fully. Yeah, we've got something in common!
 

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I just want to feel like a young man again, not to feel sick when I look at myself in the mirror,

Wear a wig when you look in the mirror?
 

Dante92

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Wear a wig when you look in the mirror?

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blackg

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Lolz!!! Damn, I've gotta give Dante credit again for having such a great sense of humour.
 

F2005

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This thread really speaks to how we need our hair back not only to get women, but for our precious identities, self-worth, self-esteem, and the ability to feel comfortable in our own skin. I think the answer would be different for men and women though. I think that men crave sex like a drug, while women crave attention like a drug. Guys will put up with all kinds of unconscionable behavior from women, just for a shot at having sex with them. I've seen it time and time again and I've even seen it with married couples. I remember buckthorn once saying (and forgive the vulgarity): women possessing a vagina + guys craving a vagina like nothing else = women's ability to manipulate. Lots of them know that they can get away with all kinds of sh*t, and guys will keep coming back because they crave having sex with them.

On the other hand, I believe that women have that same craving, but for attention. I know a married woman who used to have 5,000 friends on facebook. If that isn't extreme, then my name is Mikey Jackson. I know another married woman who has over 100 likes on many of her facebook photos. What is the point of that, other than attention whoring? I know others who post hundreds of photos to everything from facebook to Instagram, yet I've never known them to have true boyfriends. With many of them, it's not about the sex, but it's all about the attention.

Oh, and speaking of which, I just saw a quote on social networking from a woman I know, which reads "my boyfriend has long hair, and I love him". Coming from a former long-haired rocker now suffering from hair loss, this was a real kick in the set.
 
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F2005

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Being ugly and bald when you're young is simply unforgivable. You can be mocked, rejected, insulted and you can do nothing about it. Only try to move on.

Dante, I actually thought of you because I saw your trademark frog image on NFL Network the other day. I feel sympathy for you though and I hope that you're doing just a bit better.
 

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a while back I was talking to someone about starting on propecia and their argument "against" it is that what if it damages sexual function. Honestly to me , that's very low on the list. I suppose since I am a virgin I don't know what I'm "missing out on" but I can't imagine brief moments of pleasure justifying walking around the rest of the time not spent having sex miserably.

So if you had a choice - sex and bald or full head and no sex the rest of your life

If your having trouble deciding at least take comfort in the fact that it is not a choice ... I'll probly be bald and virgin for life.

Sorry if the formatting is bad typing from cell.
Sex and bald, come on lets be real. Yeah, being bald definitely negatively affects your life but it doesn't prevent you from ever getting laid. Sure, it's going to be a lot tougher but as long as you work on other parts of your appearance and personality, you should still do alright. If things really get bad, you can always wear a good toupee, I've heard they are better than they were 10-20 years ago. They probably aren't very comfortable, but at least you will look like you have hair. Hair isn't everything.
 

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Sex and bald, come on lets be real. Yeah, being bald definitely negatively affects your life but it doesn't prevent you from ever getting laid. Sure, it's going to be a lot tougher but as long as you work on other parts of your appearance and personality, you should still do alright. If things really get bad, you can always wear a good toupee, I've heard they are better than they were 10-20 years ago. They probably aren't very comfortable, but at least you will look like you have hair. Hair isn't everything.

I appreciate the optimism , despite what people say on here it is kind of refreshing to hear some optimism. The thing is in my situation I really do feel like it does prevent me from getting laid. Hair has always been the one advantage I have because I can look pretty decent with my hair at medium length. I never could pull of a buzz , I dont really have a masculine looking face. Again , I dont look bad with hair but without it I will look pretty horrific. coupling this with the fact that I am 5'6. So over half of the female population already wouldn't look my way because of that factor.

I hate sounding like self pity , but I just dont see any hope with it. I actually dont think the never getting laid part bothers me. Like ive said before I just want to feel good enough to walk around public and not be self conscious. I want to look normal , thats about it really. and hair loss will destroy that.

The hair piece is an option , ive thought about it for when eventually I am slick bald. I feel like it would be terrible but still better then walking around with a bald head ( for me). its just such a messed up situation. out of the problems in my life right now, if I could fix one id fix the hair loss for sure.
 

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I suppose that it will be different for everyone though. Id assume you figure you can pull of the bald look well enough that you can still get laid , so in that case it makes sense

I just dont feel like thats the case for everyone though.
 

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I suppose that it will be different for everyone though. Id assume you figure you can pull of the bald look well enough that you can still get laid , so in that case it makes sense

I just dont feel like thats the case for everyone though.


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blackg

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And the second guy even has a decent-looking face. All that potential wasted, if I were in his shoes I would have a transplant without thinking twice about it. Anything not to look like.... that. Plain ridiculous. Pallor + Norwood 5= LOL
I agree with frogboy again.
 
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