Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

As a member of this forum, do you have OCD?


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SE-freak

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Radio said:
surely you must have won by now?

I can't wait all night like some kind of balding cretin on a hair loss forum.

No need to ruin our moods with these pathetic comparisons. You are like a War Front report during lunch.

Balding cretin... how did you think of something like that... yikes!
 

The Gardener

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On the way home, I also decided to splurge a little and get some great items for dinner. I went to a local gourmet grocery store and picked up some expensive teriyaki marinade, some fresh-made noodles, and a bag of freshly-chopped stir fry vegetables, basically a large bag of freshly chopped cabbage, bok choi, carrot, bean sprout, broccoli, onion, and water chestnut.

I thought the "expensive" teriyaki sauce would probably be a dissapointing frill, but it is awesome! It has that soy base, but with strong touches of sherry wine and ginger. The veggies look great! Green and fresh. Marinating some chicken now, can't wait to put it all together and eat!
 

SE-freak

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Gardener, there is someone at my door, claiming to be delivering quality champagne. Do you know what time it is over here?

it is 5:52 AM.
I bet you think this is really funny, huh?
 

The Gardener

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Results are in. I lost. No sham pag nya.

Back to the topic at hand... OCD.

Who's got it, who doesn't?.. let's talk.
 

HairlossTalk

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My least favorite users, and things that make me sad:

1) Where's the cheapest place online to buy Propecia?

2) I counted 93 hairs falling today, am I going bald?

3) 15 of the hairs had no bulb. What does this mean?

4) I like to hang out here but i hate everything this site stands for, so I prefer to stay and complain.

5) I enjoy using products that I have no reason to believe will work, and if you suggest I do otherwise, in my backwards world, you are the idiot.

6) I am here to sell something. I like to pretend I am just a member. I speak broken english most of the time.

7) Im a f*****g loser who sues people when I don't get my way.

8) Mens General Hair Loss Discussions: Does the Lasercomb work?

9) Tell Your Story - Subject Format: Newbie needs advice

10) Private Message: I know you're busy HairLossTalk.com but can you tell me if my shedding will stop?

11) Tynan not laughing at my jokes.

12) Hi, I have 14 usernames and I log in from a dynamic AOL IP, so if you ever try to ban me, god help you. whats worse is, im psycho.

13) I am on Tricomin, Revivogen, and Rogaine. Which order should I apply them in?

14) Hi, I ordered from your store 5 weeks ago. I selected the cheapest most untrackable and uninsured method of shipment. My package never arrived. Can you tell me where it is?

15) Call me "Mr. Bad Advice" (in fact, Gardener, in our yearly MVN awards we should have a category for the person who gives the worst advice) .... I understand about 10% of hair loss, but my advice and information is about 90% wrong 90% of the time. I say everything incorrect with confidence and poise, making myself a huge danger to uneducated newbies.

16) Hi, my core regimen consists of nettles, Zix, and mega man vitamins, but I confidently declare that Revivogen is a scam with no science backing it. How do I know? I saw some photos of some dude on hairsite taking Zix, and the Revivogen photos are clearly doctored.

17) Hi, I created my own hair loss treatment in my garage. Now im selling it to idiots on the web because I probably wont make this month's rent payment if I don't.

18) I know you guys told me that my shedding will stop, but im just starting this entirely new thread to ask if my shedding will stop????

19) I heard that Propecia side effects are permanent. Is this true?

20) I have been on Propecia for 3 months and i have lost FIFTY PERCENT of my hair. I have no photos.

21) I have been on Propecia for 2 weeks and my breasts are getting larger and sore. I havent worked out in 4 years and i eat donuts daily.

22) People who have been on Propecia 6 yrs and are now 33 and wondering why their libido is decreasing...

23) I heard masturbation causes hair loss. Actually i just get my rocks off knowing 400 people will click my link and see that big huge c*** on that web site.

24) [quote/]is rogaine the same as minoxidil?[quote/] Yes.

25) I use Proscar 1.25mg, Nizoral 2%, and Minoxidil 12% .... cuz my mom told me more is always better.

26) HairLossTalk.com may only sell 12 products and have 1 banner ad, but they've clearly sold out for money and they clearly should not be trusted.

How about some more guys? I would like to make a master document for these. What shall we call them? HairlossTalk-isms?

HairLossTalk.com
 

socks

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HairlossTalk said:
21) I have been on Propecia for 2 weeks and my breasts are getting larger and sore. I havent worked out in 4 years and i eat donuts daily.

:lol:
 

The Gardener

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Ha Ha Ha... HairLossTalk.com, that is some funny stuff. How true. The bad advice posts really burn me up..

Others:

- The haircounters... "I shed ONE HUNDRED AND TWO hairs today. That's more than 100!! HELP ME, I'm going to be bald by Christmas!!!"

- "finasteride is good, but you HAVE to stop masturbating..."

- The over-prescribers... Newbie: "I'm a starving college student. I have my hair, but my dad is bald, and I THINK there is some thinning in my temples?"
Over-prescriber: "You MUST get on Propecia, Xandrox 15, and Nizoral right away. You need Tricomin too, and spironolactone, and you should be taking 1000mg of Arginine, 500mg of MSM, and you NEED to pick up some Emu oil, oh, and flaxseed oil, and take an extra B-complex vitamin, and you MUST drink 5 gallons of green tea a day... etc, etc.. "

- The sky is falling drama queen subject lines:
"NEW STUDY - PROPECIA IS FATAL!"
"MINOXIDIL MELTS AWAY YOUR FACE AND GIVES YOU HEART ATTACKS!"
"FOLLIGEN MADE ALL OF MY HAIR SHED AWAY!"
"MY DOCTOR SAYS spironolactone WILL TURN YOU INTO A WOMAN"
"spironolactone WILL GIVE YOU TUMORS!! STOP IMMEDIATELY!!"

- The folks with regimens that must take up half their waking lives... "Well, I get up at 3am every day to get an extra app of minoxidil in and then go back to bed. At 6 when I really get up, I massage my hair for two hours. Shower, and let the Nizoral soak for 45 minutes... etc etc etc.... my hair looks better, but I can't get any girls?"
Gee, I wonder why?

- "I found this website on the net, what do you guys think? This product looks like the REAL DEAL!"
I go to the website... something dot something dot com dot NK (North Korea??), 50 popups cover my screen and my virus monitor goes bezerk. Yep, I'm sure the product they are selling is a real hum-dinger.
 

Dave001

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The Gardener said:
I had a very shitty day at the office, and felt that the karma had to reverse so I am playing the California Lottery tonight. The "big" game, MegaMillions! Got 5 quickpicks...

[snip]


The draw is at 7pm, 15 minutes to go. If I win, the jackpot is $147 million dollars, and I will personally FedEx a bottle of quality champagne to everyone online at HairLossTalk.com at that moment.[/code]

Compulsive gamblers belong in the next thread, under the "impulse control disorder" poll.
 

Dave001

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HairlossTalk said:
My least favorite users, and things that make me sad:

9) Tell Your Story - Subject Format: Newbie needs advice

Don't you just LOVE it when people create threads in forums and newsgroups -- the organization of which relies almost entirely on descriptive subject titles -- with a subject title of "question" or some similar derivative?

HairlossTalk said:
12) Hi, I have 14 usernames and I log in from a dynamic AOL IP, so if you ever try to ban me, god help you. whats worse is, im psycho.

Block AOL. Yeap, the entire address range.

HairlossTalk said:
17) Hi, I created my own hair loss treatment in my garage. Now im selling it to idiots on the web because I probably wont make this month's rent payment if I don't.

Haha. I'll bet I know the source of that one! :wink: Does it rhyme with "trix"?

HairlossTalk said:
18 ) I know you guys told me that my shedding will stop, but im just starting this entirely new thread to ask if my shedding will stop????

Content blind censorship of all posts matching /\bshed.*/i
It's the only way to go.
 

Zim

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And oh yes I have some OCD, hope it doesent develop into SARS.
 

HairlossTalk

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Gardener! Yes!

"The Overprescriber" ! Classic!

I just re-read my post and i sound like a bitter old man. it was about 1am and i hadn't had much sleep. im embarrased by the lack of wit involved in that post... could have been much better...

HairLossTalk.com

PS... should we really ban all of AOL? participation here would skydive.
 

blueshard

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I have diagnosed OCD. I have had it for as long as I can remember. It seems that a lot of people claim to have it but they have no idea what the f*ck it is like to have the disease. OCD is the most evil thing I have ever known, more evil than hairloss.
 

Chujgcha

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I wanted to bring you guys up-to-date on Squiggly "the vellous hair that could." He just went terminal today... I'll keep you guys posted.
 

Radio

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Chujgcha said:
I wanted to bring you guys up-to-date on Squiggly "the vellous hair that could." He just went terminal today... I'll keep you guys posted.

I got up at around 4am, to do my shed test, and I found 5 hairs (normally 7) am I cured ?
 

Chujgcha

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Radio said:
Chujgcha said:
I wanted to bring you guys up-to-date on Squiggly "the vellous hair that could." He just went terminal today... I'll keep you guys posted.

I got up at around 4am, to do my shed test, and I found 5 hairs (normally 7) am I cured ?

Nice try, but I don't sleep, I post.
 

Radio

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Chujgcha said:
Radio said:
Chujgcha said:
I wanted to bring you guys up-to-date on Squiggly "the vellous hair that could." He just went terminal today... I'll keep you guys posted.

I got up at around 4am, to do my shed test, and I found 5 hairs (normally 7) am I cured ?

Nice try, but I don't sleep, I post.

I post while I sleep.


....whoops...gotta go, I am walking down the high street with no trousers on again.
 
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