My least favorite users, and things that make me sad:
1) Where's the cheapest place online to buy Propecia?
2) I counted 93 hairs falling today, am I going bald?
3) 15 of the hairs had no bulb. What does this mean?
4) I like to hang out here but i hate everything this site stands for, so I prefer to stay and complain.
5) I enjoy using products that I have no reason to believe will work, and if you suggest I do otherwise, in my backwards world, you are the idiot.
6) I am here to sell something. I like to pretend I am just a member. I speak broken english most of the time.
7) Im a f*****g loser who sues people when I don't get my way.
8) Mens General Hair Loss Discussions: Does the Lasercomb work?
9) Tell Your Story - Subject Format: Newbie needs advice
10) Private Message: I know you're busy HairLossTalk.com but can you tell me if my shedding will stop?
11) Tynan not laughing at my jokes.
12) Hi, I have 14 usernames and I log in from a dynamic AOL IP, so if you ever try to ban me, god help you. whats worse is, im psycho.
13) I am on Tricomin, Revivogen, and Rogaine. Which order should I apply them in?
14) Hi, I ordered from your store 5 weeks ago. I selected the cheapest most untrackable and uninsured method of shipment. My package never arrived. Can you tell me where it is?
15) Call me "Mr. Bad Advice" (in fact, Gardener, in our yearly MVN awards we should have a category for the person who gives the worst advice) .... I understand about 10% of hair loss, but my advice and information is about 90% wrong 90% of the time. I say everything incorrect with confidence and poise, making myself a huge danger to uneducated newbies.
16) Hi, my core regimen consists of nettles, Zix, and mega man vitamins, but I confidently declare that Revivogen is a scam with no science backing it. How do I know? I saw some photos of some dude on hairsite taking Zix, and the Revivogen photos are clearly doctored.
17) Hi, I created my own hair loss treatment in my garage. Now im selling it to idiots on the web because I probably wont make this month's rent payment if I don't.
18) I know you guys told me that my shedding will stop, but im just starting this entirely new thread to ask if my shedding will stop????
19) I heard that Propecia side effects are permanent. Is this true?
20) I have been on Propecia for 3 months and i have lost FIFTY PERCENT of my hair. I have no photos.
21) I have been on Propecia for 2 weeks and my breasts are getting larger and sore. I havent worked out in 4 years and i eat donuts daily.
22) People who have been on Propecia 6 yrs and are now 33 and wondering why their libido is decreasing...
23) I heard masturbation causes hair loss. Actually i just get my rocks off knowing 400 people will click my link and see that big huge c*** on that web site.
24) [quote/]is rogaine the same as minoxidil?[quote/] Yes.
25) I use Proscar 1.25mg, Nizoral 2%, and Minoxidil 12% .... cuz my mom told me more is always better.
26) HairLossTalk.com may only sell 12 products and have 1 banner ad, but they've clearly sold out for money and they clearly should not be trusted.
How about some more guys? I would like to make a master document for these. What shall we call them? HairlossTalk-isms?
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