One time at work I made friends with two girls and I lied and pretended I drove to work when in reality I didn't even know how to drive. While leaving one day to walk to my "car". One of the girls says, "the parking lot is far, I'll give you and (insert other coworker's name) a ride to the parking lot" (keep in mind that the girl who is giving me a ride is 19 and I'm 23) and so, just to be in the presence of the girls in a car, I say yes. So she approaches the parking lot and asks me, "which car is yours?" And I just say "okay right here is good." And she laughs and looks at my other coworker like wtf. She then repeats the question and so I point to some random f*****g car. She drops me off at the car and drives away. I pretend like I'm looking for my keys in my pockets (because she's still nearby) and after awhile, I crouch down like I'm in some f*****g action movie and start stealthily hiding around different cars until I finally run away. They came so close to finding me out as a lying loser.
Doesn't matter anyway though because they are both getting Chad dick tonight
