Mike Tyson.....

[mon]

in an interview with a British newspaper says he considers himself a dwarf and can't believe how women could sleep with him. He says they must sleep with anyone as long as they rich. He says he measured himself 5ft 10, but his real heigh must be about 5ft 9. I mean that is not that short is it? Thats average height in the UK and USA. He says everyone in his family is 6ft and his height basically sucks.

Well. I am 5ft 8in and I don't consider myself a dwarf at all. Infact, I am lean and have long looking muscles and look slightly taller. No wonder Tyson looks like a dwarf he is alomst 17 stone at a height of 5ft 9/10in. That is about 5 stone more than his ideal scientific weight.

 

[mon]

By the way, I forgot to mention that Tyson is as ugly (his face) as they come.

 

[Zim]

What has being a dwarf got to do with hairloss?

Yes being 5ft 9 means you can be a professional midget. :roll:

 

[biff]

5' 9" isn't really that short, but it is for a heavy weight boxer.

 

[mogadon]

wtf !!! has this got to do with anything, this is a hairloss forum

 

[SE-freak]

wtf !!! has this got to do with anything, this is a hairloss forum

Really? Isn't minoxidil a height stimulant??? :freaked:

 

[JayB]

it also helps when court documents from a his trial categorize his penis as being at least 14 inches .

 

[Solo]

Most Pointless Thread Ever

 

[Guest]

Why did you create this thread? MVN for most pointless post! You got this one by default, because had you of put this post in the off topic section you wouldn't be nominated for an MVN. Punk.

 

[Red Rose]

Mon you lucky bastard that is a months supply of treatment for you for officially creating the most pointless thread ever.

Clever thinking.

 

[Red Rose]

in an interview with a British newspaper says he considers himself a dwarf and can't believe how women could sleep with him. He says they must sleep with anyone as long as they rich. He says he measured himself 5ft 10, but his real heigh must be about 5ft 9. I mean that is not that short is it? Thats average height in the UK and USA. He says everyone in his family is 6ft and his height basically sucks.

Well. I am 5ft 8in and I don't consider myself a dwarf at all. Infact, I am lean and have long looking muscles and look slightly taller. No wonder Tyson looks like a dwarf he is alomst 17 stone at a height of 5ft 9/10in. That is about 5 stone more than his ideal scientific weight.

Seriously, you guys shouldn't worry about being short. Tom Cruise is the *perfect* exponent of how far you can get with charisma and charm (yes, he is the most famous man in the World, but suspend your disbelief just for a second); even though he is officially a midget:-

See. :roll:

 

[1derphull]

OMGZ LOLZ she is an amazon woman!!

:ididit:

 

[Zim]

ug! giant titties!

 

[Dave001]

in an interview with a British newspaper says he considers himself a dwarf and can't believe how women could sleep with him. He says they must sleep with anyone as long as they rich. He says he measured himself 5ft 10, but his real heigh must be about 5ft 9. I mean that is not that short is it? Thats average height in the UK and USA. He says everyone in his family is 6ft and his height basically sucks.

What family? And who the f*** cares about tabloid celebrity gossip? It's not even related to the forum's subject content.

I think most men are taller than the arithmetic mean.

Well. I am 5ft 8in and I don't consider myself a dwarf at all. Infact, I am lean and have long looking muscles and look slightly taller. No wonder Tyson looks like a dwarf he is alomst 17 stone at a height of 5ft 9/10in. That is about 5 stone more than his ideal scientific weight.

Stones are British. Use international standards of measurement instead of regional.

 

[Solo]

I don´t like the new Tom Cruise´s girlfriend.


I don´t think she´s cute. She is kind of piggy and her smile is horrible.


There is plenty of better meat in the bussiness.

 

[Dave001]

Seriously, you guys shouldn't worry about being short. Tom Cruise is the *perfect* exponent of how far you can get with charisma and charm (yes, he is the most famous man in the World, but suspend your disbelief just for a second); even though he is officially a midget:-

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See. :roll:

To be fair, I think her shoes might give her a tiny bit of a lift.

 

[Guest]

I heard that Mike Tyson is going to do a porno flick.

 

[Guest]

I know you guys don't believe me, but here's the proof.

http://www.togawp.com/main/mike_tyson/

He's going to do it with Jenna Jameson.

 

[ronaldkia]

well hes referring to himself as a dwarf comparing to his cousing. who are black,,and on average black people are taller in the 6 foot something range.

 

[Guest]

You guys are so lame. I just told you he's going to do a porno flick with Jenna Jameson, and you guys are still talking about midgets.... :roll: