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s.a.f

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AAARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :firing: :jackit:
 

Petchsky

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Well it makes you blind, so of course. :hairy:
 

PersonGuy

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Whenever I see threads like this I just imagine some big dumb southern farmworker saying..."Ah tuhched mah weenuh and mah haars felled out". Kind of like Lenny from Of Mice and Men

Next time you go into a bar find the most beautiful girl there. Gently, without being noticed, get to a whispering distance and then say, "Mah Weenuh" right in her ear.
 

mj9

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Petchsky said:
Well it makes you blind, so of course. :hairy:

but you can avoid this by making sure you dont get any jizz in your eyes or hair.
 

Tdevil

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PersonGuy said:
Whenever I see threads like this I just imagine some big dumb southern farmworker saying..."Ah tuhched mah weenuh and mah haars felled out". Kind of like Lenny from Of Mice and Men

Next time you go into a bar find the most beautiful girl there. Gently, without being noticed, get to a whispering distance and then say, "Mah Weenuh" right in her ear.

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speaking of which... how about all the people who believe bad diet causes hair loss?

your fingernails are made of keratin too and they don't fall out when you eat triple-thick steak burgers for every meal.
 

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The guy has an honest question. The first answer hit the nail on the head. Yet some people with presumably no life ,according to the number of posts on this forum and the immaturity of these posts, had to make fun of this guy.

Just an other day on the internet, where nerds become bullies.
:bravo:
 

mj9

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ADL said:
The guy has an honest question. The first answer hit the nail on the head. Yet some people with presumably no life ,according to the number of posts on this forum and the immaturity of these posts, had to make fun of this guy.

Just an other day on the internet, where nerds become bullies.
:bravo:

Mr Maturity
 

PersonGuy

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ADL said:
The guy has an honest question. The first answer hit the nail on the head. Yet some people with presumably no life ,according to the number of posts on this forum and the immaturity of these posts, had to make fun of this guy.

Just an other day on the internet, where nerds become bullies.
:bravo:
Uh oh! I'm a Nerd-Bully. Sorry Mom I'll be nice.
 

slowburn

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:jackit: Even if it does, then that means sex causes balding too. I'm pretty sure no one is going to give up f*cking just to keep hair on the head. :tongue: :dunno: :laugh: :phone:
 

s.a.f

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Oh you wanna bet? :whistle:
 

debris

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golfgolf: so its not masturbation that makes you go bald but its the being horny isnt it? And masturbation stops you from being horny. ... ok seriously I'm twisting it here a lot :) honest answer is that its the dht not masturbation and I have a proof that it masturbation & sex can even be good for your hair. here it is ...

Picture a monk or eunuch. How does he look like? I bet that the model guy you were thinking of was nw7 guy in that robe. Yeah, so why do all these guys who never touch themselves, dont have sex and try so hard to stay away from even imagining it, why are they usually bald?

I'd say, that if you abstain, you are more likely to go bald then if you do it 2 times a day.
 

Avery

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We're stubborn because his opinion is wrong. Zing!

Think about it all day long. There's no evidence.
 

debris

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It just does not make sense, if there was anything to this theory, you would have to see a statistical difference between ordinary wankers and priests. And the point is that there is none, not even slightest, and oddly enough, it may be even be that monks are balder then average guy is.

This leads only to one possible conclusion and that is that this theory is invalid. End of story. Thinking harder about it does not make it different.
 

Hate2LoseIt

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ADL said:
The guy has an honest question. The first answer hit the nail on the head. Yet some people with presumably no life ,according to the number of posts on this forum and the immaturity of these posts, had to make fun of this guy.

Just an other day on the internet, where nerds become bullies.
:bravo:

LMAO!
This is so true, Best damn line I have heard all day
 
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