lets all observe s.a.f.'s earliest posts

[s.a.f]

LOL I sound like CCS there, I'm still working out have done so since I was 17.

Go ahead Exodus I'm sure if you go through my 8000+ posts you'll find something to try and emabarass me with. :jackit:

I challenge you to find something to equal HPM's pathetic claims.:RollingEyes:

I've got nothing to hide. :whistle:

BTW that was 7 yrs ago I was'nt getting laid around that time.
When I joined here I was more tactful these days I cant be arsed to pu55y foot around.

 

[s.a.f]

I've never wanted kids, that statement meant women who would be interested enough to want to have kids with me.

And yes it was a real statement from a girl but actually it was'nt meant in a spiteful it was teasing way I'm actually good freinds with her these days.

BTW hes a classic of yours.

AND as an added bonus, just cuz of my age (18) it will make it EVEN more difficult to get a girl. I mean in general it's harder for bald men to get women, it's about 3 times more difficult to get one when the woman is under 25. Add that to the fact that I've always had low confidence and self-esteem, man i'm so screwed. And YES, i've tried shaving my head and being a meathead. I do NOT look good that way.

 

[s.a.f]

what are your hobbies? you seem dead or something sometimes . . . . . you have never shown one bit of excitement on any of your posts . . . . . like ever

lmfao! when was that?

well that is true though. it is harder for bald guys to get girls. and the younger they are the more they care about hair loss.

i haven't tried being a meathead though, i haven't made enough muscle gains

What do you expect this is'nt a dateing site.

Do most people tell their life stories?
I work out, I work, I have other financial interests such as the house I rent and a share portfolio.
I dont go out clubbing lately as I'm 37 but I still socialize on occasions. I dont have a G/f and dont want one I've f**ked 4 different women in the past year.

wait how old were you when you lost your virginity? I'm 18 and still a virgin. I was already pretty much a loser before hair loss occured (when I turned 17) so GOOD LORD it hit hard. I honestly could care less about being a loser now though lol. I'd honestly rather wake up with David Beckham's hair then be able to bang Emma Watson daily.

 

[virtuality]

I dont go out clubbing lately as I'm 37 but I still socialize on occasions. I dont have a G/f and dont want one I've f**ked 4 different women in the past year.

Dude, I envy you... The last time I had similar stats was 11 years ago, when I had 4 women in almost 4 consecutive weeks...

I feel as if I don't know how to close the deal anymore. I do talk to some women, and I can tell there is something there, but as I said, I don't know how to get them into bed :sobbing:

I'm gonna spend June travelling around Central Europe, paid by my work, and most of Aug somewhere in the Med, so fingers crossed. unk:

 

[s.a.f]

Dude, I envy you... The last time I had similar stats was 11 years ago, when I had 4 women in almost 4 consecutive weeks...

I feel as if I don't know how to close the deal anymore. I do talk to some women, and I can tell there is something there, but as I said, I don't know how to get them into bed :sobbing:

I'm gonna spend June travelling around Central Europe, paid by my work, and most of Aug somewhere in the Med, so fingers crossed. unk:

Well last time I got laid was over 2months ago, but the 12months before that was probably the best run I've ever had.

But I dont pull strangers in clubs, but I know plenty of women and usually after a night out or something like that they'll end up coming back to my place and the enevitable happens.
Its nothing serious just 2 people doing what they feel like at the time.
Dont put too much emphasis on wether its going to happen or not and just remember women like it as much as men do.

 

[Bald Dave]

s.a.f. has been on this site for about the same amount of time as me and i can say that from reading his posts he seems like a decent fella. I think from my experiences from this forum I have developed a good head on my shoulders through people like s.a.f. He tells it like it is and doesn't sugar coat anything a bit like my best mate. In past when girls have rejected me the first thing ive done is text my mate 'they're not interested because in bald'. He then replies and says that its got nothing to do with hair its to do with personality, confidence and how well you click with that person. I have to agree with him totally and in my past experiences in dating ive have good and bad experiences. Never blame yourself for bad experiences as its got nothing to do with you, it just wasn't meant to be. My best mate is a NW1 by the way and he is still single like me and we're both in our early 30s. I have to say that I ain't interested in having kids either as ive looked after younger brothers and cousins in the past and they been a pain in the arse. I suppose it would be different if it is you own kids? Anyway, you have 1 life and you have to live it to the best that you can. Ok ive lost my hair so what? There are lots of guys my age who have lost their hair but they still manage to pull girls! Its how you present yourself and how you go about your life. Ive got lots of hobbies and i am really starting to get into my football and go to lots of away grounds around the country. Ive met fellow fans along the way and I meet up with them before the game for some drinks so its socialising as well a hobby at the same time. Chin up guys as you've got 1 life and you need to live it to the full. Have fun and enjoy yourselves and you'll meet girls along the way unk:

 

[virtuality]

Dude, I envy you... The last time I had similar stats was 11 years ago, when I had 4 women in almost 4 consecutive weeks...

I feel as if I don't know how to close the deal anymore. I do talk to some women, and I can tell there is something there, but as I said, I don't know how to get them into bed :sobbing:

I'm gonna spend June travelling around Central Europe, paid by my work, and most of Aug somewhere in the Med, so fingers crossed. unk:

Well last time I got laid was over 2months ago, but the 12months before that was probably the best run I've ever had.

But I dont pull strangers in clubs, but I know plenty of women and usually after a night out or something like that they'll end up coming back to my place and the enevitable happens.
Its nothing serious just 2 people doing what they feel like at the time.
Dont put too much emphasis on wether its going to happen or not and just remember women like it as much as men do.

I'm totally with you there. You can't push those things, they just happen...

 

[virtuality]

Re virtuality, just cos the dude is in his 30s doesn't mean he hasn't the right to feel the way he feels or talk about it on the forum.

Bad form :thumbdown2:

It's OK, I don't mind if the younger folks feel somewhat deprived and hit back at us.. He's probably right in his own way.

I'd like to think most of the time I'm similar to you and saf, ie, I take it as it comes. Exodus will also learn that one day. I don't want to call him immature, that would be unfair, as he's still a young guy and he'll grow up one day.

Also, I don't particularly feel sexually deprived, it's just that I've been on my own for the last 8-9 months and I don't do much. I feel like it's time for me to find someone either permanent or temporary :whistle:

 

[Ori83]

I feel as if I don't know how to close the deal anymore. I do talk to some women, and I can tell there is something there, but as I said, I don't know how to get them into bed :sobbing:

you get them drunk FIRST! then you go for the goooollldddddddddddddddddddd...ahem.. i mean pussy! -_- .

 

[HughJass]

I feel as if I don't know how to close the deal anymore. I do talk to some women, and I can tell there is something there, but as I said, I don't know how to get them into bed :sobbing:

It's not you, it's them. Don't ever think it's you. It's always them. When you start thinking it's you then the terrorists have won.



It's never you. Even when it is, it's not.

 

[HughJass]

im 19 and have never touched a female before

You aren't missing out. Women are no different to drugs and alcohol. A cheap thrill, ultimately incapable of providing the lasting satisfaction humans need and a burden on your health and wallet.


They are probably worse than booze and drugs actually because they want your time and spending time with woman is simply excruciating.

 

[Ori83]

lol this is priceless... how come you and CCS never went out for a drink ? :]

 

[slipy]

im 19 and have never touched a female before

You aren't missing out. Women are no different to drugs and alcohol. A cheap thrill, ultimately incapable of providing the lasting satisfaction humans need and a burden on your health and wallet.


They are probably worse than booze and drugs actually because they want your time and spending time with woman is simply excruciating.

4 real? can you give me a description of what entering a pussy feels like. im almost certain im gonna die never experiencing that. is that sh*t worth bothering with or am i better off just sticking with the drugs?

 

[Man in Space]

its like putting your dick into a couple of lbs of warm sausage roll filling

 

[slipy]

gahh and you expect me to know what that feels like. last time i checked food served a different purpose. the things people are willing to try these days jeezz

 

[HughJass]

is that sh*t worth bothering with or am i better off just sticking with the drugs?

I would concur with spaceman's description, even though he ruined his post through the use of imperial instead of metric.

If you honestly have a lot of trouble scoring women then I'd advise killing your curiosity by lowering your standards a huge amount or visiting a hooker.

Neither option is very palatable but the sooner you realize the vajayjay doesn't belong on a pedestal the better, lest you waste valuable time and energy trying to chase one and be manipulated in the process. They'll enslave you with their magic pouches.



the 2c emoticon appears to be missing in action...

 

[Man in Space]

yo whats your beef with imperial dawg?

 

[Shma]

"Reminds me of something that happened to me at work a few years back.
I have been working out for about 10yrs now and have gotten a pretty good body, not huge but just athletic like a gymnast or boxer (not bragging here, honest). Anyway the best looking girl at work comes up to me and says "Us girls have been talking and we all think that you have the best body out of all the men here". (we all wear these small, pretty tight t-shirts at work). After a pause she then adds "Its just a shame its got your head ontop of it". I had to laugh as I realised she was right."

^damn saf are the girls at your work place that tactless?^^

"If you are trying to build yourself up both protein and carbs are important. Straight after a heavy workout the best thing to have is a protein shake and a peice of fruit followed by a quick nap. This will help your muscles to recover."

^^^i didn't know s.a.f. worked out. thats cool. btw this is s.a.f.'s first post EVER.^^

LOL I sound like CCS there

That the first thing I thought.

 

[Bald Dave]

im 19 and have never touched a female before

You aren't missing out. Women are no different to drugs and alcohol. A cheap thrill, ultimately incapable of providing the lasting satisfaction humans need and a burden on your health and wallet.


They are probably worse than booze and drugs actually because they want your time and spending time with woman is simply excruciating.

Although its a bit of an exaggeration I do think that HughJass has a point here. Before I had a girlfriend my main mission in life was to get a girlfriend. Then when I did finally get a girlfriend I put her on a pedal stall - BIG MISTAKE! Once you do that they constantly expect it i.e. buy them dinner/drinks, make the effort i.e. work out and eat healthy and drive them everywhere whilst at the same time she wasn't doing the same back. The relationship wasn't 50/50 and no matter how hard i tried with her she was NEVER going to change her ways. My biggest mistake here was being too nice to her. Sex wise was very boring and it was over in 5 mins and sometimes i wouldn't get any at all! Since being single i have been alot happier and alot less needy when it comes to women. To the virgins out there sex is no big deal. I see as a bit of ego boost and thats it reallly. Untill you meet the right girl that is all sex is gonna be and i would prefer using my hand than spend loads of money, time and effort on a women just to get them into bed. :hump:

 

[slipy]

lol apparently the real thing is supposed to be warm (unless you're into necrophilia). so with the fleshlight it wouldn't be exactly the same.