Its impossible to be going bald when you have a girlfriend.

TheOliviaTremorControl · Nov 23, 2005

Seriously, it sucks. Like, is she going to break up with me when she finds out, thus sending me on a downward spiral of self apathy? Or stick with me throughout my treatment?

Le Sigh.

I'm very jealous of all of your salaries. I don't have a car, but if I did I'd hock it for a hair transplant.

Anyone want to hire a semi-talented amateur webdesigner with no real job experience who will work from the comfort of his own home? Salary can be negotiated.

The Gardener · Nov 23, 2005

OTC,

Not sure about the girlfriend thing, but I might be needing an affordable web designer soon. I'm starting a consulting business (targeting entrepreneurs, small business, and specializing in established small businesses dealing with transition) and can use a website that is elegant, simple, and snappy, but not frilly.

TheOliviaTremorControl · Nov 23, 2005

Gardener, you said something but I couldn't help but stare at your forum avatar... such a thing of legend...

I'll try to find a free webhost tonight so I can upload some things to show you.

I'm pretty good at cross-platform designing. In fact, its a big thing for me. I'd compromise design for browser compatability in a second. I believe this should be an important policy in all business websites; Catering to users no matter what.

I'm fluent in CSS, HTML, with more than a little experience in PHP and MySQL.
I haven't done PHP in a while, but I still have a tonne of references, so if you needed me to get back into that, I could in a jiffy.

I mean, don't get me wrong, I'll tell you right now I'm no professional, and I've never made a website for anybody else on any sort of contract.