Innovative Treatments... ?Anyone Tried These?

[Cornholio]

Hair Mayonnaise? It sounds delicious
http://www.generalbeautysupply.com/i/orrootstimha.jpg

The Hair Stimulator? It looks cool, with good before and after photos!
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl= ... 1%26sa%3DG

Carrot Root Stimulator? Carrots have good roots, Follicles NEED good roots.
http://www.generalbeautysupply.com/i/orrscaroil4o.jpg

Follicle energizer? Follicles need "enzymes and vitamins"...
http://www.newrational.com/hgs/resources/ekit60r.jpg

Magic Hair? 59$ a bottle.
http://www.holistichealthcard.com/pictureproduct3.jpg

 

[Cornholio]

Off topic... If Dr. Norwood were an Elvis Fan....

http://my.tbaytel.net/mnisenho/index/we ... square.jpg

 

[Cornholio]

Ok, its 80 degrees, summer, sunny and Im not working... What the hell am I doing here? Im going to the pool to get a tan.
(Im sure there is a WrinkleTalk forum somewhere to help me
out later). Ill pump up my thread count later (ala TynanW)
by posting the dialogue to "Family Guy" one line at a time on another thread.

Chris: Dad, what's the blow-hole for?
Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World.

Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.

Peter (after Lois tells him he's childish): "If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if i'm going stand here and take this from a pervert."

 

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[Cornholio]

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I cant compete with that! He didn't even post anything! Just clicked!
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Lois: I guarantee you a man made that commercial.
Peter: Of course a man made it. It's a commercial Lois, not a delicious thanksgiving dinner.

Peter: Sometimes it's appropriate to swear
(Peter is in court)
Bailiff: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help you god?
Peter: I do........You bastard

 

[fallout]

I occasionally purchase Hair Energizer/follicle spray. Tried this product in late 1999. Because I had been using cheap products this seemed to make a cosmetic difference. Ive purchaed it occasionallly since. Doubt its gonna do wonders.

 

[dead]

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I cant compete with that! He didn't even post anything! Just clicked!

yep!

 

[thin=depressed]

I occasionally purchase Hair Energizer/follicle spray. Tried this product in late 1999. Because I had been using cheap products this seemed to make a cosmetic difference. Ive purchaed it occasionallly since. Doubt its gonna do wonders.

I tried it as well and its a waste of money although I still like thier shampoo with jojoba oil once in a while left on scalp for a while then rinsed. makes hair,scalp look and feel good.