Im Starting To Lose My Hairline And Therefore My Sanity Mask

CopeLikeThePope

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By next year's eve my hairline is going to resemble a young's Jude Law, aka BALDING.

I need to kill myself, there's no way out. "Treatments" are f*****g useless, hair transplants are gay as f*** and stupid unless your hairloss is halted at a point where you can properly fill everything to not still have the BALDING look.

Some say Clooney is wearing a wig. If only I could hire a team of people to get me top tier wigs ready daily, I wouldn't need to kill myself before age 30.


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Im seeing white hairs but I can still see how im balding, so unless these white hairs keep growing, the "white hair doesn't fall" is also another cope.


My prime is over anyway, I'll never get to have unprotected sex with young attractive white females. I would stay if I could have a good greying hairline to cope with hobbies, but coping with hobbies a balding sub7 subhuman 5'9'' manlet while your teen Chad relative is f*****g jailbait everyday is too insanely damaging to handle. At 14 he has more sex experience than me at 28. I need death, I lost.
 

Dontwannabeabetabob

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I am a balding, grey haired manlet as well OP. I know them feels. At 24 I am an oldcel, I have not learned yet how to deal with this sudden change. I will no longer be attracting prime females, but from here on out just women looking for that good little beta. I'm not going to let that happen though, vasectomymaxx is next. No female is getting buxx out of me. Coping has been hard lately, as I've been rotting during winter break while the young Chads and Stacies are out enjoying life. I have no choice but to careermaxx and wageslave. The only thing keeping me alive is the hope of saving enough to when I'm 40 I can migratemaxx, relaxmaxx, and escortmaxx on a beach in a foreign country. It's over and I know this, so the best I can do is plan for my "future". Good luck dude, we need it.
 

davesmith420

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I am a balding, grey haired manlet as well OP. I know them feels. At 24 I am an oldcel, I have not learned yet how to deal with this sudden change. I will no longer be attracting prime females, but from here on out just women looking for that good little beta. I'm not going to let that happen though, vasectomymaxx is next. No female is getting buxx out of me. Coping has been hard lately, as I've been rotting during winter break while the young Chads and Stacies are out enjoying life. I have no choice but to careermaxx and wageslave. The only thing keeping me alive is the hope of saving enough to when I'm 40 I can migratemaxx, relaxmaxx, and escortmaxx on a beach in a foreign country. It's over and I know this, so the best I can do is plan for my "future". Good luck dude, we need it.

Bruh stop with this bullshit you're the best looking poster I've seen on this f*****g site lol
 

CopeForLife

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I am a balding, grey haired manlet as well OP. I know them feels. At 24 I am an oldcel, I have not learned yet how to deal with this sudden change. I will no longer be attracting prime females, but from here on out just women looking for that good little beta. I'm not going to let that happen though, vasectomymaxx is next. No female is getting buxx out of me. Coping has been hard lately, as I've been rotting during winter break while the young Chads and Stacies are out enjoying life. I have no choice but to careermaxx and wageslave. The only thing keeping me alive is the hope of saving enough to when I'm 40 I can migratemaxx, relaxmaxx, and escortmaxx on a beach in a foreign country. It's over and I know this, so the best I can do is plan for my "future". Good luck dude, we need it.

but you are handsome mothet f****r arent you
 

CopeLikeThePope

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I am a balding, grey haired manlet as well OP. I know them feels. At 24 I am an oldcel, I have not learned yet how to deal with this sudden change. I will no longer be attracting prime females, but from here on out just women looking for that good little beta. I'm not going to let that happen though, vasectomymaxx is next. No female is getting buxx out of me. Coping has been hard lately, as I've been rotting during winter break while the young Chads and Stacies are out enjoying life. I have no choice but to careermaxx and wageslave. The only thing keeping me alive is the hope of saving enough to when I'm 40 I can migratemaxx, relaxmaxx, and escortmaxx on a beach in a foreign country. It's over and I know this, so the best I can do is plan for my "future". Good luck dude, we need it.

Did you at least get to f*** an attractive prime female before your looks faded?
 

DHTpolice

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I am a balding, grey haired manlet as well OP. I know them feels. At 24 I am an oldcel, I have not learned yet how to deal with this sudden change. I will no longer be attracting prime females, but from here on out just women looking for that good little beta. I'm not going to let that happen though, vasectomymaxx is next. No female is getting buxx out of me. Coping has been hard lately, as I've been rotting during winter break while the young Chads and Stacies are out enjoying life. I have no choice but to careermaxx and wageslave. The only thing keeping me alive is the hope of saving enough to when I'm 40 I can migratemaxx, relaxmaxx, and escortmaxx on a beach in a foreign country. It's over and I know this, so the best I can do is plan for my "future". Good luck dude, we need it.
5.9 ft (if I recall right) is not even a manlet. It's almost 180 cm of height!
f*** those women who think otherwise!
 

JohnsonDDG

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5.9 ft (if I recall right) is not even a manlet. It's almost 180 cm of height!
f*** those women who think otherwise!
Yep, Tom Hardy is the same height.

I'm 5'10 and nobody gives a f***.

Most women are around 5'6 so they are nearly always shorter than me.

In asia I'm a giant.
 

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