I Want To Run Like The Wind...

[Packers]

I love going to the park and seeing those hot 20 something's walking or jogging around in their tight spandex! It gives me more motivation not to miss a run lol.

 

[Slartibartfast]

The question is: just how close behind should you run, for how long, and what's your response if she glances over her shoulder and sees your eyes transfixed by her firm derriere?

 

[The Gardener]

The question is: just how close behind should you run, for how long, and what's your response if she glances over her shoulder and sees your eyes transfixed by her firm derriere?

I hate when that happens

 

[Guest]

The question is: just how close behind should you run, for how long, and what's your response if she glances over her shoulder and sees your eyes transfixed by her firm derriere?

I hate when that happens

Sunglasses, my friend, sunglasses are the pervert's saviour.

At the beach, around the pool, especially if you're with a girlfriend at the time.

So adopt the shades for running behind pert *** as well.

 

[The Gardener]

Good point!

Perhaps I should invest in some of those sleek, wrap-around Oakleys. They are somewhat aerodynamic during a run, and allow for an unobstructed 180 degree panorama of tits and ***.

 

[Guest]

Good point!

Perhaps I should invest in some of those sleek, wrap-around Oakleys. They are somewhat aerodynamic during a run, and allow for an unobstructed 180 degree panorama of tits and ***.

They would be your more discerning perv's choice of shades.

I say go for it.

 

[The Gardener]

Nah... I'm not a "running with sunglasses" kind of guy.

If she turns around and catches me admiring her ***, I'll fall back on my wits to rescue me. This is usually in the form of a quaint rescue line, such as "pardon me, miss, but buns like that DESERVE to have a high quality hot dog between them... and I'm hungry!... so why don't we retire to my place for dinner?"

 

[Odelay]

Just start biking or swimming which are both low impact aerobic exercises. :wink:

 

[Slartibartfast]

Just start biking or swimming which are both low impact aerobic exercises. :wink:

But where's the *** staring in that? I need a good *** staring to get the day going.

As for shades - how light a pair can you get with an in-built camera?

 

[The Gardener]

Ha!.. now there is an idea, Slarti!

 

[Slartibartfast]

Nevermind the praise, I want links to a supplier.