I have a story for you all

theganglyguy

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Just got back from the dermatologist to check my hair, and I'm still cringing (and laughing at myself).

Basically, ever since last summer, I've been a bit worried over my hair after noticing a decent amount coming out after corrective jaw surgery and the month-long liquid diet that followed it. My family said I was crazy, but I decided to go see this new dermatologist just to make sure.

Why didn't I just listen.....

I walked in, sat down, and told the nurse about how I had noticed some hair coming out and after seeing my friend start balding I just wanted to make sure I was alright.

That was ok, but 10 minutes later, in comes the dermatologist. I was expecting some old dude who probably had some hair loss of his own.

But NO, in walks this 9/10 blonde woman, probably in her late 20s. Not exaggerating at all, probably one of the hottest girl I've seen!

I blabber some ridiculous nonsense about how I assumed it would be some old guy seeing me or something and how it sucks talking to a woman about this :doh:

It went ok for a bit, but then she started to examine my hair (with the naked eye lol no microscope what are you doing) and do pull tests, and when she looked at my crown, I had to kneel forward a lot from my chair (I'm like 6'7"). Of course, this put my line of sight directly towards her exceptional bust....I'm not kidding, these things weren't going to be contained by that lab coat.

I'm 19 and a horny bastard pretty much all the time, my penis has a mind of it's own. I was ok up until that point, but the tits in my face were just too much. I'm sure I don't need to go any further.

She started to explain how I was fine (good news) and was talking about telogen effluvium, etc, but I was ****ed at that point, I tried to leave ASAP and it was awkward as ****.

:shakehead:
 

I.D WALKER

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So you have no symptoms of male pattern baldness. Congratulations.:)
 

hellouser

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Good for you. I wish the rest of us were so fortunate.
 
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