I Hate you Flowbee

[NilesTilden]

Sorry if I lose my cool a bit here fellas. But my damned, no good flowbee doesn't work worth a pile of poo! See, I been cutting my own hair for the longest, but it's REALLY HARD to do the back and top. So then, last year maybe I decides to gets a flowbee. It seemed to work okay at first, I didn't really use it all over because it's a bit discomforting to be thinning and use a vaccuum on your hair. Don't wanna risk suckin' out more than that day's losers. So anyway, it didn't really perform as well as I'd hoped, so I puts it away for a year or two.

Then today, I decides to give it another try, see. So I gets together all the components, set it up, wet and brush me hair in preparation for cutting. Darned piece of crud. This time the blades were going pathetically slow. My hair was getting sucked in but only some was getting cut. I have straight, longish hair, see. Was trying to cut it to around 5" all over so as to get s'more body and fullness. Not only was it doing a suck-*** job of cutting, when it did cut, it would yank on my poor little hairs a bit. Frick you, flowbee. I give up on your loud, sorry ***.

I've heard some people love their flowbees, and say they work great. Maybe I just got a bad apple. Think I'll open that sucker up and see whast makes him tick.

There, I got out my flowbee frustrations.

 

[Hess]

Please excuse my ignorance but..................................

What the f*** is a flowbee??????????????????????????????

 

[jblig]

Its a set of blades you hook up to a household vacuum, then it sucks the hair through the blades cutting it all one length, unless you change the length attachment. Haven heard of anyone using this since around 1990. I had no Idea thay still made this thing. Never trusted it....