I bought a laser comb

[Guest]

now I can't stop running around my street blasting people with it.

I feel really proud of the way I use my laser comb.

I also have a hairloss helmet.

You should see me.

Now I can become Duke Nukem.

Hairloss has opened different avenues of my life.

I am sitting at my computer wearing my hairloss helmet, gripping my HairMax laser comb in my right hand, whilst pulling the most ugliest face ever seen.

Yep.

I think I have a great chance of getting a girlfriend.

Maybe when I do finally pull, I can try and impress her with a series of imaginary zaps from my hairmax laser comb.

If the World ever faces the chance of a Hairloss treatment world war, I am fully equipped.

I will come running out of my house like a retard wearing my hairloss helmet, my Rogaine Extra Strength t-shirt, my long grey socks, my red skin-tight shorts with a grey stripe, whilst gripping my HairMax laser comb in my right hand, like that dumb guy from Ghostbusters.

Yeah, look at me.

I'm the proud owner of a HairMax laser comb.

I don't feel a plum at all.

I'm quite proud of the way my hairloss helmet hides my hairloss.

 

[Cassin]

 

[George Costanza]

Congratulations on your purchase of a $650 bar code scanner, I mean lasercomb

 

[ChiaHead]

got any pictures of your get up?

 

[The Gardener]

I make my girlfriend apply my minoxidil for me. I sit on the couch and watch baseball while she is behind me doing the parting and dabbing. And when she finishes dabbing, she blows me dry.

 

[Stokes]

And when she finishes dabbing, she blows me.

Some people have all the luck :lol:

 

[Majinhanamichi]

And when she finishes dabbing, she blows me dry.

Wow, you energy will also dried out and exhausted everyday


MH