HPM - living the dream?(Whatever happend to) thread

[kejan]

Is he finally living the dream and getting in amongst the best talent the UK has to offer and free of this forum and Satch.

Not seen him post in a while. I'm hardly a prolific poster, a reader more than anything but just seems a bit quiet from him in here.

Also, whatever happened to Hatprisoner and The Belgian?

 

[HairPieceMan]

im still here

unfortnutely im not getting my new new hairpiece for 2 weeeks now.

the last one i fucked up.

i should enter the clubs soon , in a few weeks.

shall look forward to it.

i will be living the dream in a months time

the dream of having hair in my 20s like every other twat in the f*****g club.

this life sucks

 

[HairPieceMan]

tbh

i think fixing my balding self just ensured i wont be in courgar town, obese women city etc.

just kinda take me out of the extremly bad end of dating.

 

[uncomfortable man]

This gascoigne douche makes me miss your prolific days HPM.

 

[HairPieceMan]

i still think your conforming to social pressure by hiding/shaving your NW5 horshoe and then compensating with the beard.

quit being fashionable with baldness and be truly bald,

horshoe ring and no beard!

george constanza style,

only then will you feel the true harshe reality of being bald.

UCMan, you are a phony bald man (like kerry king or something)

 

[deadlocks]

Mr. Constanza is wearing a piece now to...

 

[uncomfortable man]

i still think your conforming to social pressure by hiding/shaving your NW5 horshoe and then compensating with the beard.

quit being fashionable with baldness and be truly bald,

horshoe ring and no beard!

george constanza style,

only then will you feel the true harshe reality of being bald.

UCMan, you are a phony bald man (like kerry king or something)

Now that's more like it.

 

[s.a.f]

Is he finally living the dream and getting in amongst the best talent the UK has to offer and free of this forum and Satch.

Not seen him post in a while. I'm hardly a prolific poster, a reader more than anything but just seems a bit quiet from him in here.

Also, whatever happened to Hatprisoner and The Belgian?

I've seen so many of them come and go over the years, as for the recent ones remember Hoppi?
But HPM's posts are so similar to early CCS and look where he's ended up - hardly 'living the dream'.

HPM should take a read of my signature quote.

 

[AnberlinFan84]

CCS has to be some sort of troll, the things he posts are too outrageous.

 

[CaptainForehead]

Mr. Constanza is wearing a piece now to...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/2 ... 84651.html

 

[CaptainForehead]

the last one i f***ed up.

How so?

Wow, HPM, Jason Alexander is exactly your height! 5'4.5

 

[gascoigne]

This gascoigne douche makes me miss your prolific days HPM.

What is the problem with gascoigne?

 

[AnberlinFan84]

Maybe its your English ?

 

[AnberlinFan84]

the last one i f***ed up.

How so?

Wow, HPM, Jason Alexander is exactly your height! 5'4.5

5'4'' daaaamn

 

[s.a.f]

Who's guessing that HPM's efforts will reap as much poon as CCS' did? :whistle:

 

[barcafan]

CCS has to be some sort of troll, the things he posts are too outrageous.

He probably has assburgers

 

[slipy]

hpm, the life span of one system? how often do you have to get a new one?

 

[HairPieceMan]

donnt worry saf i will be cleaning up the clubs soon!

did you say you were NW6 in mid 20s, how did you get your hair back in your 30s then, you metioned transplants but how could you transplant with a NW6?

yes 5 4.5 exactly, but i have shoes to make me taller to fool the female population into thinking that i have grown up. (by 3 inches!)

also lets not forget my break my legs to make me taller plan, i spoke to my doctor to see if the government would pay for the operation in russia, but i dont think they willl, mainly becuase its cosmetic.

^^ saf you should use that as your qoute over CCS's stuff.

i also have the wigs to fool the female population into thinking i have hair like im in high school, however that's not the case at all, im a colin mochrie hairstyle underneath the lies.

i also have two row dental veneers (top and bottom now) to fool femles into thikning i have perfect teeth.

i also have laser eye suregery so i dont have to wear dark rimmed glasses to see people from a distance.

its all goingo to happen for me. :hump:

 

[s.a.f]

donnt worry saf i will be cleaning up the clubs soon!

Oh have you got a new job then?

[attachment=0:u77mzx67]hispanic_man_cleaning_floor_bld058821.jpg[/attachment:u77mzx67]

 

[LooseItAll]

Seems like everyone who is trying to get back the wasted youthful years is gonna fail miserably. I am guilty of that too. :whistle: