HOW TO GET A GREAT HAIRLINE

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Last blade said:
only magic at this current point in time


Xandrox 15 + Xandrox 5% + Rogaine + FUE + finasteride + dutastride + castration + copper pepptides + wig + magic + DMSO + azelic-acid + Retin A + minoxidils 2, 5, 12.5 and 15% + sharpe.
 

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TynanW said:
Last blade said:
only magic at this current point in time


Xandrox 15 + Xandrox 5% + Rogaine + FUE + finasteride + dutastride + castration + copper pepptides + wig + magic + DMSO + azelic-acid + Retin A + minoxidils 2, 5, 12.5 and 15% + sharpe.

and don't forget your spironolactone, RU, vitamins and MSM, green tea, emu oil, nizoral, t/sal for exfoliation, head and shoulders shampoo for zinc, laser comb, low-fat diet, aerobic exercise to lower free testosterone and soy products. Oh, and lack of stress. If you're not doing ALL of that, you can't say hair treatments dont work :p And, I find self-delusion helpful (going from panic to a good-hair day within 24 hours).

PS>Ive read of the Chewbacca technique, but have never personally tried it : )

Seriously, TynanW's list is better... But the list of products used to sustain hope is endless.
 

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Cornholio baby, the single greatest, proven hair growth stimulator know to this generation, passed all the FDA BMA NASA tests and came through smiling is.........beer, systemic not topical.


worked for me.
 

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TynanW said:
Cornholio baby, the single greatest, proven hair growth stimulator know to this generation, passed all the FDA BMA NASA tests and came through smiling is.........beer, systemic not topical.


worked for me.

After 2 beers my hair does appear thicker and fuller to me, and I do feel more confident about my appearance. After 6 beer, drunken rapidly, I can no longer feel my scalp (or lips) when I run my hand over my head. I believe this shows that it is working somehow on the follicles... What it's doing, I dont know, but I like it :wink:
 

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after 12 beers when I rub my hand over my face, hair, neck I can no longer feel my hand, usually at this point I either pass out or marry someone.
 

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Last blade said:
to lower free testosterone and soy products.

To lower soy products? Or take soy products because they are good for you?

I take soya lecithin, extracted from pure soybean oil.
 

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sneakyp said:
what products are best to maintain and make my hairline great?

Wash you hair only in the sink using only green soap.




(all jokes aside, recent studies have shown that minoxidil applied to the hairline is promising)
 

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misterium said:
To lower soy products? Or take soy products because they are good for you?

I take soya lecithin, extracted from pure soybean oil.


Oops... I meant excercise to lower free testosterone (COMMA), and soy products. I thought punctuation, capitalization and good grammer weren't needed on the internet :)

Soy is supposed to contain phytoestrogens which do some good (though only 30% of people apparently that "the enzyme" to convert the most active one to active form). And I actually like soy milk better than regular milk now (I could have been a hippie if i was born a little earlier : )
 
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You need to go to a zoo and let a monkey piss all over you head. Then you have to throw yourself into the Silverback Gorilla enclosure and remain unconscious until rescued. If the Silverback fondles you then this speeds up the hairline regeneration.

After you regain consciousnesses, make you way to the Elephant enclosure. Kneel down underneath the Elephant just as it is about to take a monster slash. Put your head back and relax. You can apply Nizoral at this point.

After the monster piss, grab a towel and dry yourself off. Look into a mirror. If there is no cosmetic difference then you did not try hard enough.

Repeat until you get your desired hairline density.

Good luck, it worked for me......
 

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...::traxdata::... said:
You need to go to a zoo and let a monkey piss all over you head. Then you have to throw yourself into the Silverback Gorilla enclosure and remain unconscious until rescued. If the Silverback fondles you then this speeds up the hairline regeneration.

After you regain consciousnesses, make you way to the Elephant enclosure. Kneel down underneath the Elephant just as it is about to take a monster slash. Put your head back and relax. You can apply Nizoral at this point.

After the monster piss, grab a towel and dry yourself off. Look into a mirror. If there is no cosmetic difference then you did not try hard enough.

Repeat until you get your desired hairline density.

Good luck, it worked for me......


This is actually Matthew Macounemacaronni's secret too.
 
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Maithaut Maconagiglytwat did indeed go down this road. Then he got arrested...... the rest is history...

He just did not do it long enough.....
 
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Does Rhino piss work for a receding hairline?

Or does it only work on diffusers?

As some of you may know, I know lots of suppliers of elephant wank so I could proabably get hold of some cheap jumbo-piss if anyone wants it.
 
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...::traxdata::... said:
Can you ship it frozen?

It's a UK based supplier so it can be deilvered in 24 hours of expulsion.

Otherwise you can get the generic Frozen sh*t from India.
 
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