HOW TO GET A GREAT HAIRLINE
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only magic at this current point in time
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TynanW said:
and don't forget your spironolactone, RU, vitamins and MSM, green tea, emu oil, nizoral, t/sal for exfoliation, head and shoulders shampoo for zinc, laser comb, low-fat diet, aerobic exercise to lower free testosterone and soy products. Oh, and lack of stress. If you're not doing ALL of that, you can't say hair treatments dont work
And, I find self-delusion helpful (going from panic to a good-hair day within 24 hours). PS>Ive read of the Chewbacca technique, but have never personally tried it : )
Seriously, TynanW's list is better... But the list of products used to sustain hope is endless.
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TynanW said:
After 2 beers my hair does appear thicker and fuller to me, and I do feel more confident about my appearance. After 6 beer, drunken rapidly, I can no longer feel my scalp (or lips) when I run my hand over my head. I believe this shows that it is working somehow on the follicles... What it's doing, I dont know, but I like it :wink:
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misterium said:
Oops... I meant excercise to lower free testosterone (COMMA), and soy products. I thought punctuation, capitalization and good grammer weren't needed on the internet
Soy is supposed to contain phytoestrogens which do some good (though only 30% of people apparently that "the enzyme" to convert the most active one to active form). And I actually like soy milk better than regular milk now (I could have been a hippie if i was born a little earlier : )
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You need to go to a zoo and let a monkey piss all over you head. Then you have to throw yourself into the Silverback Gorilla enclosure and remain unconscious until rescued. If the Silverback fondles you then this speeds up the hairline regeneration.
After you regain consciousnesses, make you way to the Elephant enclosure. Kneel down underneath the Elephant just as it is about to take a monster slash. Put your head back and relax. You can apply Nizoral at this point.
After the monster piss, grab a towel and dry yourself off. Look into a mirror. If there is no cosmetic difference then you did not try hard enough.
Repeat until you get your desired hairline density.
Good luck, it worked for me......
After you regain consciousnesses, make you way to the Elephant enclosure. Kneel down underneath the Elephant just as it is about to take a monster slash. Put your head back and relax. You can apply Nizoral at this point.
After the monster piss, grab a towel and dry yourself off. Look into a mirror. If there is no cosmetic difference then you did not try hard enough.
Repeat until you get your desired hairline density.
Good luck, it worked for me......
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Maithaut Maconagiglytwat did indeed go down this road. Then he got arrested...... the rest is history...
He just did not do it long enough.....
He just did not do it long enough.....
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Does Rhino piss work for a receding hairline?
Or does it only work on diffusers?
As some of you may know, I know lots of suppliers of elephant wank so I could proabably get hold of some cheap jumbo-piss if anyone wants it.
Or does it only work on diffusers?
As some of you may know, I know lots of suppliers of elephant wank so I could proabably get hold of some cheap jumbo-piss if anyone wants it.
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Can you ship it frozen?
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...::traxdata::... said:
It's a UK based supplier so it can be deilvered in 24 hours of expulsion.
Otherwise you can get the generic Frozen sh*t from India.