How do you meet girls???

[MidnightFlyer]

The best place to meet women? Take a Yoga Class. You'll probably be the only guy in there and the women are smarter, more spiritual and best of all, more flexible.

 

[wils]

:roll:

There was this hoochie-mama and I got
talking with her. Didn't give her any compliments
like i would normally do. I noticed that she was
wearing a white/blue dress but had her toenails
painted red. I just said "Why are your toes red?
Don't you know that red and blue don't match,
especially on your toes? You color blind or
something?" Shocker. The look on her was priceless.

Continued talking and she said "those guys
there are oogling at me non-stop. At which point
I said "Don't be modest. They're just desperate."

Came to a point where I just asked so what's
your number? She just grabbed my mobile and keyed
it in before i could say abracadabra.


magic

:freaked:

 

[StoneCold316]

Cassin:

You are on the mark my friend. The same thing can be said about girls here in Rochester. Granted, Rochester is no Dallas by any stretch, but its wiered that the girsl I have the best time with or were the most friendly were the chicks who just moved here or are from out of town. The local chciks are nightmares. It like they expect you to have model looks or be rich...and these girls ARE NOT "all that" to be having that kind of attitude in my opinion.

I am not originally from here, so I can tell clearly that its more than a coincidence.

 

[elguapo]

Again, all good input. Apparently I have to cash in my 401k, trade in my Honda Accord for an SUV or some other much cooler car, take up alcolholism (which shouldn't be too hard=) and go to yoga classes where I treat women like sh*t to get some digits. =) Nah, seriously, I agree with everything that's been said. It's all pretty hit and miss.

Yoga. That's genius. Why didn't I think of that? Dated an art teach once who was into yoga. Damn nice body. Too bad she was a psycho who recently found the courage to end her 10-year relationship with some guitarist in a local band right before we met. She started talking about marriage and asking how many kids I wanted after only 4 weeks of dating, and she was only 26!!! But I didn't meet her AT a yoga class, either.

WHAT ABOUT VOLUNTEERING, ANY SUGGESTIONS WHAT TO DO TO SURROUND MYSELF WITH A GOOD NUMBER OF DECENT GIRLS?


Silicon isn't big here in Tucson. But U of A is such a party school, all the girls are bubbleheaded idiots. Like a bunch of barby dolls walking around.

Later.

 

[wils]

elguapo,

i never treat em like sh*t man,

its all about TWO STEPS FORWARD, ONE STEP BACK

This is the ultimate formula for AMPLIFYING
a woman's anticipation, arousal, and interest
in you.

Moving two steps forward, and one step back
takes Sexual Tension, and it DIALS IT UP.

The idea is simple:

Every time you make "progress" in a romantic
way with a woman, STOP. Then lean back.

For instance, if you have been talking to
her, and you start holding hands... after a few
minutes, TAKE YOUR HAND BACK.

Then lean back physically, and move away from
her for a little while.

If you wind up kissing a little while later,
STOP kissing her, and lean back again.

Get it?

Women don't get turned on quite the same way
men do.

Men are on/off switches.

Women are volume knobs... that need to be
turned up gradually.

If you show some self-control, make her feel
good, and then go two forward, one back you will
give a woman an experience she'll really enjoy,
and won't forget.


TEASE HER

Women LOVE teasing when it's done in the
right way.

Some people think of teasing as "making fun
of".

Now I DO love to make fun of women... but I'm
talking about a different type of teasing right
now.

I'm talking about the type of teasing where
you give someone a LITTLE BIT of what they want,
then take it away so they want it MORE.

I'm talking about leaning in to kiss a woman,
then stopping right before you kiss her... so
she can feel your lips just about to touch hers,
and then staying there for just a moment.

and then LEANING BACK.

You're teasing her.

You know that she wants you to kiss her, but
you're NOT kissing her.

You're in control, and she loves it, hates it,
and WANTS IT.

Teasing increases Sexual Tension rapidly.

You can tease in many ways.

Next time you're buying something, when the
girl behind the counter reaches out to take your
money, put it in her hand, then quickly take it
away as she grabs it.

That's teasing.

:freaked2:

 

[vodka by the gallon]

:lol:

I just wanted to share with you this
story. I was at the grocery store doing my food
shopping. Well, as I'm going down the frozen food
section I notice this totally hot girl about mid
to late 20's looking at frozen dinners. I walked
up to her like I was just shopping and notice
she's looking at frozen meals, the type you throw
in the microwave. So I ask her if that was for her
dog and she didn't even look up at me and said it
was for her boyfriend for when she goes away this
weekend. So I told her that if I was her boyfriend
and she left that crap for me that she'd come back
to find all her stuff on the front porch with the
door locks changed. So she finally looks up with
this look of disbelieve as if to say "oh no you
just didn't" So I just laugh at her and ask her if
she knows how to cook. She says a little but not
really and I tell her that's to bad because the
way to a guys heart is through his stomach. She's
laughs again and tells me she can make spaghetti.
Then I tell her any moron can boil water and throw
in some noodles and laugh at her again. The whole
time she had this look as if she's never been
talked to like this, along with a big smile. So I
TOLD her to give me her email address and I'll
send her some recipes so that her poor boyfriend
doesn't starve to death. She laughs and says that
he's on his way out anyway and gives me her email
and phone number (which I didn't tell her to give
me) and says that she'd like some good recipes
anyway. So I wait 5 days and send her an email and
tell her if she screws up my mother's recipe that
I'll have to kick her ***. She write back within
the hour and asked if I wanted to meet her for a
drink. I said that I couldn't today but maybe next
week I'd be available. Immediately she writes back
and says that she broke up with her boyfriend and
wanted to get to know me. So I write back the next
day and say "good for him, maybe now he'll get a
decent meal" That went over perfect because she
wrote me back and asked me again to met for
drinks, I replied that since she's not playing
hard to get that I will and tell her I'll only met
her for drinks if she buys. She says she'll meet
me the next day at 7:00 at the local bar. I
arrived at around 7:15 and walk right up to the
bar, I saw her in the corner but didn't make eye
contact. So I order a beer and then I hear her
over my shoulder "I'll get that beer for him" The
rest is history!

:lol:

damn this is so funny i cant people are telling stories