How Do I Tell My Slam Piece That Her Pink Socket Smells Like Rotten Eggs And Fish?

[badhairline]

So I met this girl and we have been hooking up but she smells really bad down there. She doesn't know I'm balding yet because I am running cover up game. How do I get her to clean?

 

[Ollie]

Tell her indirectly. Start by asking what her biggest turn offs are in a guy.. she'll answer.. then presumably ask you the question as to what the biggest turn offs are in a girl..and be like...Hmmmm... let me think.. oh ..oh i know... when girls slippery sleeves aren't as fresh as the spring mountain air.

 

[Ben13738]

Obvious troll is obvious.

 

[JohnnyB.]

Just take a shower with her... And do your thing there

 

[Hairicane]

Just say "Your pink socket smells like rotten eggs and fish". She may clean it up or she may say "Do you want it or not?"