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It was at Sainsbury’s Home base - a store that specialises in garden equipment.
It was my first day today.
I was really proud of myself for getting this job.
This was supposed to be the start of my new life.
I still found it a challenge to get the thought of hair loss out of my mind, but I was dealing with it the best I could.
Everything was going well, when all of a sudden I was approached by a middle aged couple who were looking to buy a new shed for their garden.
I felt nervous.
The man then looked me straight in the eye and asked “Have you got any garden sheds?â€
I paused for a minute.
“Pardon me? “ I replied in an inquisitive manner, dressed neatly in my green uniform.
“Have you got any sheds?†the man asked me once again.
Still confused and with a look of anguish etched on my face, I replied back “Pardons me?â€
Looking slightly annoyed, the man then shouted back in an aggressive manner “Sheds? sheds? Can you show me a shed!?â€
I got the wrong idea.
Before he could finish the sentence, I pulled a confused face, thrusted my head down on the counter before shining a torch on my head and furiously shaking my head in a disgruntled manner, inducing a shed on a massive scale.
Everyone gasped in shock.
“Not again†I squealed desperately, as urnine started to trickle down my leg.
My boss then shouted at me.
I then fell to the floor, breaking wind on my way down and ripping a hole in my new green trousers.
Aside from wetting my pants, the only reply I could muster was “Nooooooooorwoodâ€.
My face was red and I lying on my back like a crippled antelope.
Tears were steaming down my face.
I then got up looking a complete state.
Everyone then ran out of the store, in pure unexaggerated horror after seeing my fresh horse-shoe pattern, shining like a beacon in the mirrors above the store.
I then fell back to the floor like I had been hit my a sniper before being dragged out of the store by security and thrown in the gutter, where I spent the next 5 nights, sticking pins into my Dr Coed Gho voodoo doll.
Hair loss has done it to me once more.
Hair loss has got me sacked again.
It was my first day today.
I was really proud of myself for getting this job.
This was supposed to be the start of my new life.
I still found it a challenge to get the thought of hair loss out of my mind, but I was dealing with it the best I could.
Everything was going well, when all of a sudden I was approached by a middle aged couple who were looking to buy a new shed for their garden.
I felt nervous.
The man then looked me straight in the eye and asked “Have you got any garden sheds?â€
I paused for a minute.
“Pardon me? “ I replied in an inquisitive manner, dressed neatly in my green uniform.
“Have you got any sheds?†the man asked me once again.
Still confused and with a look of anguish etched on my face, I replied back “Pardons me?â€
Looking slightly annoyed, the man then shouted back in an aggressive manner “Sheds? sheds? Can you show me a shed!?â€
I got the wrong idea.
Before he could finish the sentence, I pulled a confused face, thrusted my head down on the counter before shining a torch on my head and furiously shaking my head in a disgruntled manner, inducing a shed on a massive scale.
Everyone gasped in shock.
“Not again†I squealed desperately, as urnine started to trickle down my leg.
My boss then shouted at me.
I then fell to the floor, breaking wind on my way down and ripping a hole in my new green trousers.
Aside from wetting my pants, the only reply I could muster was “Nooooooooorwoodâ€.
My face was red and I lying on my back like a crippled antelope.
Tears were steaming down my face.
I then got up looking a complete state.
Everyone then ran out of the store, in pure unexaggerated horror after seeing my fresh horse-shoe pattern, shining like a beacon in the mirrors above the store.
I then fell back to the floor like I had been hit my a sniper before being dragged out of the store by security and thrown in the gutter, where I spent the next 5 nights, sticking pins into my Dr Coed Gho voodoo doll.
Hair loss has done it to me once more.
Hair loss has got me sacked again.
