Odelay
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Man have you ever just needed to get really hammered till you are inebriated and start doing dumb sh*t because it seems like a great idea all of a sudden? Ya those are the good times when you are so hammered that you would do or say things that you would be very hesitant to say if you were not 3 sheets to the wind at the moment. So a few nights ago I went to this party and it was going on for like a day already and there were the usual party elements - kegs, dabbling of drugs, blah blah blah, drunk college girls, you know the usual. Anyways so I had already been drinking for about 2 hours and I started losing that last shread of inhibition you have before the sh*t hits the fan and some dude out of the blue started talking about his hair falling out. So of course I joined in and started saying it sucks like hell and all the treatments and bull sh*t and the dude said he was popping Propecia and using the minoxidil. We were pretty much screaming the whole converstaion and I endend up meeting some girl while i think i was going on about God f*****g hates me or some sh*t.
By now im just completley out of my mind and just blurting out random sh*t to anyone that will listen. I started going on about Tom and Jerry cartoons for a while and started calling the cat a f*****g douche bag for not getting that mouse. So after a bit more I ended up going outside with the girl i met and fucked her on a bench i think. I started screaming some fucked up sh*t too, something about f*** me like a wild hurricane, i dont' think that was it but it was some goofy sh*t. wait i did slap her *** a few times that or i slapped my own, but someones *** was slapped.
Anyways anyone have any good crazy sh*t they said or did while drunk, high whatever it would be fun to read. Oh back in college i did try and make a parachute for my roomates hampster and tossed it out of the 3rd story window, funny sh*t too.
By now im just completley out of my mind and just blurting out random sh*t to anyone that will listen. I started going on about Tom and Jerry cartoons for a while and started calling the cat a f*****g douche bag for not getting that mouse. So after a bit more I ended up going outside with the girl i met and fucked her on a bench i think. I started screaming some fucked up sh*t too, something about f*** me like a wild hurricane, i dont' think that was it but it was some goofy sh*t. wait i did slap her *** a few times that or i slapped my own, but someones *** was slapped.
Anyways anyone have any good crazy sh*t they said or did while drunk, high whatever it would be fun to read. Oh back in college i did try and make a parachute for my roomates hampster and tossed it out of the 3rd story window, funny sh*t too.
