Guys, look here

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Its all about genes.If we change the face of the genetic make-up that we are all composed of ...then you will see alot of cancer and male pattern baldness sufferers start to beat those illnesses.Its amazing to think that women have genes in their body that develope into breast cancer...take that gene away and she willl never have to worry about that cancer ever again.

 

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Oh, and if you f*** up and do something wrong, you might give yourself cancer, or start growing blue hair, or even worse you might start growing antlers.

Well that would certainly rule out wearing a hat to cover your baldness.