Gunner has been catapulted into hair loss folklore. Millennia from now, people will talk of the Gunner.
Picture the scene. Wooded parkland just outside of the United World Federation of Planets head quarters. 23:56pm Saturday 15th August 3005
"Dad! Tell me about the Gunner"
"LOL son, I don't think you are ready to hear about the Gunner just yet"
"Oh please dad, He's a legend throughout our Galaxy"
"Son, you need to lose a lot more hair before I can tell you about the Gunner. Only then can you appreciate this legend."
"I can't wait dad, being bald is all I dream about every day. I want to be like the Gunner, Just like you and your ancestor’s dad.
"Ok son. You will know when you are ready. When the outsiders start calling you "you f*****g ugly bald bastard". Then it's time my son, then its time...