Gardener's Product Review: Chewbaca Technique - Day 7 report

[The Gardener]

Der Gardenercock had some difficulties this weekend.

Back to Day 3, and counting

EDIT: I'll explain...

Well, did manage to hold out until Saturday, when I had my date with the woman. I think I jinxed myself.

We went out and I was thinking about it all night. She was looking FINE, really hot. Tan capris that framed her *** beautifully and a linen, off-the-shoulder and low-back top that draped beautifully over her bosom. She did her hair, she was summery semi-casual, but well put-together and looking HOT.

We had dinner, strolled the waterfront a bit, then she told me she was in the mood for a few drinks (my penis smiled when it heard that), so we stopped in at a club and enjoyed a few. She flirted with me the whole time, a hearty conversation filled with sexual double-entendres and erotic innuendo.

Got back to her place and she wasn't up for much.

"I'm not really up to much tonight"

I told her I had a nice evening with her, which I did, and bid her good night. She kissed me. I then retired to my own condo for an evening of masturbatory bliss. Women are such teases, but I suppose that is why we love them.

Sunday was day one all over again... and now, once again, I am on Day 3.

 

[Guest]

Der Gardenercock had some difficulties this weekend.

Back to Day 3, and counting

I can predict chewie's response:

"Did you notice an increase in shedding after ejaculation?"

Do you feel there is a link between ejaculation, beard-hair, the climate, secondary smoking and male pattern baldness?"

 

[drinkrum]

... and "Wait, but 'Dr.' Lin from http://www.actionlove.com says that masturbation leads to upregulation of 5-AR II and so there should be an increase in DHT and baldness!"

D.

 

[Guest]

... and "Wait, but 'Dr.' Lin from http://www.actionlove.com says that masturbation leads to upregulation of 5-AR II and so there should be an increase in DHT and baldness!"

D.

I see Dr Lin is based in Boca Raton, Florida.

That 's right next door to Lexington International and Greg.

 

[The Gardener]

Doctor "Lin".. Lexington INternational.. LIN?

 

[drinkrum]

... and "Wait, but 'Dr.' Lin from http://www.actionlove.com says that masturbation leads to upregulation of 5-AR II and so there should be an increase in DHT and baldness!"

D.

I see Dr Lin is based in Boca Raton, Florida.

That 's right next door to Lexington International and Greg.

What is Lexington International? The company that makes the Lasercomb?

D.

 

[Trent]

Do you feel there is a link between ejaculation, beard-hair, the climate, secondary smoking and male pattern baldness?"

dude, you are on fire today, that is some funny sh*t.

 

[Guest]

Something strange is afoot.

Dr Martin Unger is also based in Boca Raton.

I just googled 'hairloss Boca Raton'.

It's the f*****g hairloss capital of the world.

Yet it's population is only 74,764.

What's going on?

 

[The Gardener]

LOL... NeilTom is out for the kill today and smells blood!

Boca Raton's dirty little secret is about to be sniffed out

 

[Guest]

It's definitely the Hair Loss research capital of the world dudes.

They even have a Hair Club for Kids Charity based there.

I suppose it's as good a place as any.

 

[Thinning]

Got back to her place and she wasn't up for much.

"I'm not really up to much tonight"

Wow that stinks man, bad sign. If you guys had been talking about it and everything, maybe she changed her mind about you or some other guy is in the picture.

Or maybe she wasnt drunk enough, some girls ( and guys ) need to be kinda lit for the first few encounters. Personally I would rather both be sober, more intense that way.

Anyway good luck with her.

 

[The Gardener]

Got back to her place and she wasn't up for much.

"I'm not really up to much tonight"

Wow that stinks man, bad sign. If you guys had been talking about it and everything, maybe she changed her mind about you or some other guy is in the picture.

Or maybe she wasnt drunk enough, some girls ( and guys ) need to be kinda lit for the first few encounters. Personally I would rather both be sober, more intense that way.

Anyway good luck with her.

Thanks, but I'm not worried. I do take her actions at face value.

However, she does not realize that I'm on Plan Chewbaca. As far as I am concerned, the longer she wants to wait, the bigger the facial she'll get.

 

[Guest]

Peter North style.

(If you know who he is)

 

[Guest]

As far as I am concerned, the longer she wants to wait, the bigger the facial she'll get.

Now you are talking my kind of language.....

 

[Lizzad]

Yo Gard hows it going. As of Sunday i too am officially on the 'Chewbaca Technique'. OH YEAH BABY!!!!!!!!1

 

[Guest]

Peter North style.

(If you know who he is)

Peter North is renowned for spilling huge amounts of excess juice. A bit like me really....

 

[Guest]

Peter North style.

(If you know who he is)

Peter North is renowned for spilling huge amounts of excess juice. A bit like me really....

Yep!

The infamous Peter North 'pop-shot'.

 

[SE-freak]

Taraaaaaaaa

--- raise dead----

However, she does not realize that I'm on Plan Chewbaca. As far as I am concerned, the longer she wants to wait, the bigger the facial she'll get.

That's funny- whenever I am on the chewbaca routine for more than 4 days then my semen gets watery on my first ejaculation.
Ideal production/consumption space is 1-2 days.

What a freak...

 

[arcillis]

hey dudes,
Well, i was on the chewbaca technique from last tuesday till yesterday, and i was doing really good until i left home alone. I tried really fuckin hard not to wack off but somehow i found myself on a p**rn site and ended off whacking. I am really dissappointed at myself. I am 17 by the way, and i have been whacking 2 a day since i was 15. I tried to stop it couple of times but that didnt work. Well, i am only on minoxidil for the last 4 dayz. I believe that the first 2 dayz of not wacking off was really hard. Then it became kinda easy, until yesterday. Just pissed of about it. Any advice????

 

[SE-freak]

Keep Wacking.