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Mr. Potato went on a date saturday. Thats me.
The last 3 dates i went on were not the greatest. The women all liked my personality, confidence, style,
muscles, car, and everythin' else except my noggin. Actually, they find me somewhat attractive, but
their interest level is never powerful enough. They want an a**h** alpha.
I bought a wig online, ok well it was an expensive hairpiece. Silver and short. Actually it looked amazing.
I was in Pittsburgh on business and decided to go out and meet an OK Cupid girl.
So i show up at the steak house in Armani, fullhead (well maybe norwood 2 but looking hot). The
first thing i notice is that hot chicks are making eye contact with me everywhere. My date actually
kisses me on the lips when we greet.
She cant stop smiling. And makes comments about other chicks trying to get my attention.
Geez, i think im going to move to pittsburgh and be a fullhead. The best thing is that i wont
have to act like an a**h** because i hate that. Chicks just love being abused but i cant do it.
The last 3 dates i went on were not the greatest. The women all liked my personality, confidence, style,
muscles, car, and everythin' else except my noggin. Actually, they find me somewhat attractive, but
their interest level is never powerful enough. They want an a**h** alpha.
I bought a wig online, ok well it was an expensive hairpiece. Silver and short. Actually it looked amazing.
I was in Pittsburgh on business and decided to go out and meet an OK Cupid girl.
So i show up at the steak house in Armani, fullhead (well maybe norwood 2 but looking hot). The
first thing i notice is that hot chicks are making eye contact with me everywhere. My date actually
kisses me on the lips when we greet.
She cant stop smiling. And makes comments about other chicks trying to get my attention.
Geez, i think im going to move to pittsburgh and be a fullhead. The best thing is that i wont
have to act like an a**h** because i hate that. Chicks just love being abused but i cant do it.
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