For all you whiny assholes...

[Stingray]

To all you guys that think losing your hair is the worst thing in the world when it comes to your physical appearance and attracting women... Eat my ***.

I been losing my hair at no slower than a lightning pace for about 3 years now, and I was just out with the most incredible looking girl I've ever seen last night. The topic of hair loss never came up, and it's blatantly obvious. And the night went real well to boot. There will be follow ups also.

So if you think that your social and or sex life is nihil since your forehead is expanding rapidly, kill yourself and end your misery (read: Our misery of listening to you b**ch). Or you can just see through the fog and grow some testicles. It's not the end of the world.

Props.

(This has been a Public Service Announcement from Stingy, CEO and Owner- I Own The Universe! Corporation. IOTU Corp. We Own You!©)

 

[wangho75]

bur 2 yeears ago i had real thicks hairs and grrls loved it and nows i cant get it hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111 porpecias shedd!!!11 oh noes!!!111

 

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I once got stanged by a bee

 

[Chujgcha]

....

 

[Guest]

To all you guys that think losing your hair is the worst thing in the world when it comes to your physical appearance and attracting women... Eat my ***.

I been losing my hair at no slower than a lightning pace for about 3 years now, and I was just out with the most incredible looking girl I've ever seen last night.

Way to go, 3 years of hairloss before you pull :scratch:

 

[Guest]

To all you guys that think losing your hair is the worst thing in the world when it comes to your physical appearance and attracting women... Eat my ***.

I been losing my hair at no slower than a lightning pace for about 3 years now, and I was just out with the most incredible looking girl I've ever seen last night. The topic of hair loss never came up, and it's blatantly obvious. And the night went real well to boot. There will be follow ups also.

So if you think that your social and or sex life is nihil since your forehead is expanding rapidly, kill yourself and end your misery (read: Our misery of listening to you b**ch). Or you can just see through the fog and grow some testicles. It's not the end of the world.

Props.

(This has been a Public Service Announcement from Stingy, CEO and Owner- I Own The Universe! Corporation. IOTU Corp. We Own You!©)

Stingray, I dig your philosophy on the whole, and I ususally like your posts a lot. But I must say, I tire of these posts where people brag about hooking up with the hottest girl in the world, and how they're tired of reading whiny posts. Because this is, after all, a hairlolss site. I would respond thus: I'm tired of reading posts everytime someone has their first encounter with a female in eight years, and draws from this experience that they're a stud and everyone else is a loser. What does your female triumph have to do with someone sheddng on finasteride? Why should they feel awesome about hairloss because you hooked up? I just don't understand this logic, unless you're the most physically unattractive man on the face of the earth, and you figured out last night the secret to women. I'm glad you got lucky, and I'm glad your hairloss doesn't bug you, but getting lucky does not equal our problems going away. You are not the stud of the universe, and we are not the losers of the universe. Fair?

 

[dead]

AWESOME!!!

HIT THE GYM !!!!


WTF ????

 

[20sometingtoo]

Sting, YOU are the a**h**.
Hike up that left pant-leg a little higher, drop your pants a little lower, and drink another 40. Homey.

 

[Guest]

... Eat my ***.

Sorry, I just finished my dinner.

I'm sure somebody on here might want to though, maybe washed down with a nice glass of Tempranillo or a New World Chardonnay.

 

[pmzito]

i dont get this whole post, but you talk like u just fucked the hottest chick in the world and all u did was meet some skank at a bar or some sh*t.

alcohol does that to people.

 

[WithTheLidOff]

regardless of the very condescending way it was said..the original post DOES make some good points. To an extent...we pretty much have to not let hairloss get to us, because an unconfident person is just that much less attractive . WHat stings posts didnt mention was the fact that YES some girls do not care about hairloss, even super hot girls. However, some DO. Furthermore people seem to labor under the misaprehension that the sole purpose for keeping your hair is to get a girl, which isnt true at all. I'm glad you're happy with your girl..thats cool. In fact, i always like seeing bald guys with hot women. I think we do need more posts of this nature, but definately not in that manner.

 

[TheBaldingMenace]

Obviously you don't have a problem with your testosterone! Hey, that's cool. But please don't patronize us by telling about your sex life. I'm glad to hear that it's going good but dude, chill out on the overkill ok.

 

[Guest]

Stingray is normally a good guy. I don't think he meant to come across like he did in this post. He's just reminding us that our romantic lives are not over because we have male pattern baldness. He's telling us to stay confident. It just didn't come out right. Bad post Stingray...

 

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What happens now ? Will stingray be arrested ?

 

[Guest]

What happens now ? Will stingray be arrested ?

I hope so, this thread is an atrosity(hope i sppelled that right). Stingray must be apprehended by Cassin the Moderator(meaning like a Sheriff). I think i'm turing into Branco(homosaxusal from Poland) using these paranthesis to explain myself.

 

[global]

What happens now ? Will stingray be arrested ?

Hang him!! hang him!!!!!!! lets have us a lynching.

 

[Petchsky]

Ten lashing usually does the trick....maybe throw in a few nipple twists just to be sadistic. :crazy: :sneaky:

 

[Stingray]

And my work is done.

Got ya'all riled up.

Thanks for the laugh guys. Mas appreciated. I was just in an "a**h** mood". I'm back from 2 weeks leave and feeling a bit antagonistic. I'll be good from here on out.

Oh, and if you wanna whip me... make sure you wear tight black leather too. Mmmmm. Nothin' like a balding guy into BDSM.

Be gentle though, I may have an ego of steel, but other than that I'm fragile ;-)

Edit-

And I NEVER said the night ended between the sheets. I had a great evening with an even greater chick. Sorta more of a first datish thing than the typical post.

I'm a little more refined than that.

Though it doesn't show in my text.

 

[Salgado]

Hey stingray hair fallens..

Lady soemtimes like bald man. But your case different my fiend. She just gone with you for companys and drinks. She no like you more thans a packet of used up condorms.

You deluding myself and yours.

 

[too bald too furious]

To all you guys that think losing your hair is the worst thing in the world when it comes to your physical appearance and attracting women... Eat my ***.

I been losing my hair at no slower than a lightning pace for about 3 years now, and I was just out with the most incredible looking girl I've ever seen last night. The topic of hair loss never came up, and it's blatantly obvious. And the night went real well to boot. There will be follow ups also.

So if you think that your social and or sex life is nihil since your forehead is expanding rapidly, kill yourself and end your misery (read: Our misery of listening to you b**ch). Or you can just see through the fog and grow some testicles. It's not the end of the world.

Props.

(This has been a Public Service Announcement from Stingy, CEO and Owner- I Own The Universe! Corporation. IOTU Corp. We Own You!©)

every dog has its day.