Footballers With The Best Hair

Capone

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For me in the Premier lge it has to be Pelle for Southampton, Alderweireld for Spurs and Emre Can for Liverpool. Pure hair p**rn :D
 

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Isn't it annoying when a guys hairline is so strong that they can afford to do that little bald line buzzcut across the temple to the back? For all of us here that's just drawing attention to it, if there's even a line to draw at all.

Pelle and Alderweireld have had it.
 

Dench57

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Emre Can has incredible hair. It stays completely unmoved despite bulldozing round a field in the wind and rain for 90 minutes.

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Steven Gerrard has a Norwood -1 hairline. Really a bit strange but wish to have that hair because I could have hair loss and still look like I have none.
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genetic lottery.
 

Capone

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Isn't it annoying when a guys hairline is so strong that they can afford to do that little bald line buzzcut across the temple to the back? For all of us here that's just drawing attention to it, if there's even a line to draw at all.

Pelle and Alderweireld have had it.

I know exactly what you mean, it's just not fair is, they've too much lol

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Yeah Gerrards is solid, he'll not lose one strand till he's 85. I think if you weren't even good looking and had Pelle's hair you'd still pull loads of women!
 

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Nah Stevie G has receded back to being a strong NW1, he'll be NW3 by the age of 40.

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That is one UUUUgly mofo, you Ireland guy, i love Conor Mcgregors receding hair
 

Capone

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Nah Stevie G has receded back to being a strong NW1, he'll be NW3 by the age of 40.

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Wow Gerrards hairline and eyebrows were nearly touching! That's a -2 :D There's no way he'll be a NW3 ever
 

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that's insane. surprisingly doesn't look to bad

the older he gets the better itll look w
 

Rudiger

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Doesn't look too bad? That's hideous, he looks way better as he got older.

He's pretty much as average faced as a guy can get but with decently styled hair he has a great head/face shape, dominant looking, sometimes it even gives the impression he's actually handsome.
 

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I had a steven gerrard.... Until about oh idk 3 years ago. Now im a jude law. What happened? No idea. My is 71 and still has a steven gerrard. So did grandpa. And mom and her side are/were all thick and healthy. Not sure where I went wrong but these pics depress me :(

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I had a steven gerrard.... Until about oh idk 3 years ago. Now im a jude law. What happened? No idea. My is 71 and still has a steven gerrard. So did grandpa. And mom and her side are/were all thick and healthy. Not sure where I went wrong but these pics depress me :(

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Steven Gerrard has a Norwood -1 hairline. Really a bit strange but wish to have that hair because I could have hair loss and still look like I have none.
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This one, not the other one.
 

Capone

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I had a steven gerrard.... Until about oh idk 3 years ago. Now im a jude law. What happened? No idea. My is 71 and still has a steven gerrard. So did grandpa. And mom and her side are/were all thick and healthy. Not sure where I went wrong but these pics depress me :(

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I had a steven gerrard.... Until about oh idk 3 years ago. Now im a jude law. What happened? No idea. My is 71 and still has a steven gerrard. So did grandpa. And mom and her side are/were all thick and healthy. Not sure where I went wrong but these pics depress me :(

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This one, not the other one.

You take steroids? Surely you would be a great responder to the big 3?

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That is one UUUUgly mofo, you Ireland guy, i love Conor Mcgregors receding hair

I'd take McGregors hair if it meant I could fight like him, bang his woman and drive a Lamborghini.Man's an animal, a machine! :D
 

Capone

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Just watching Harry Kane being interviewed after the City game, looks like his hair is heading to the island :) He can afford plenty of FUE etc
 

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A lot of football players have great hair. In La Liga, Cristiano Ronaldo, Sergio Ramos and even the Spanish referee Alberto Undiano Mallenco (strong Norwood -1) are examples of having no male pattern baldness genes.
 

Capone

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Ya there is loads of players in that league with fantastic hair, yes, Ramos being one. Must be the anti inflammatory Med diet over the centuries!
 

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Just....lol
 
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