Fluridil: Only for men who dont get laid???

[Guest]

what the f***... if I have to apply this sh*t on a dry scalp before going to bed, and then are not allowed to sweat for 5 hours, then how on earth am i able to bang my girlfriend????? without sweating???

 

[dead]

Bald men should not have sex.

 

[Guest]

Bang your girlfriend in both holes and then when you have finished and she is drifting into a post-coital slumber, nip out to the bathroom, wipe yourself down and apply your topical solution.

Then sneak back into bed.

 

[dead]

Classy

 

[Guest]

Bang your girlfriend in both holes and then when you have finished and she is drifting into a post-coital slumber, nip out to the bathroom, wipe yourself down and apply your topical solution.

Then sneak back into bed.

Why havn't i thought of that..! :?

 

[Petchsky]

Because your a brainless twat...maybe?

 

[hairschmair]

Will my temples fill up if I only use one hole?

 

[dead]

stick it in both tubes and see if a baby runs out.

 

[Guest]

Because your a brainless twat...maybe?

maybe.. And you can go f*** yourself... Baldie! cause thats the only fun YOU are gonna get..!

 

[Guest]

A little finasteride Rage in the air methinks.

 

[nervx]

Bang your girlfriend in both holes and then when you have finished and she is drifting into a post-coital slumber, nip out to the bathroom, wipe yourself down and apply your topical solution.

Then sneak back into bed.

Or you could let her to all the work.... it's a nice change now and then.

 

[Guest]

Bang your girlfriend in both holes and then when you have finished and she is drifting into a post-coital slumber, nip out to the bathroom, wipe yourself down and apply your topical solution.

Then sneak back into bed.

Or you could let her to all the work.... it's a nice change now and then.

will still make me sweat

 

[Guest]

Cool down guys...

Let's break this down....

1) We have one bald twat who sweats.
2) He wants to bang his girlfriend but is afraid to sweat all over her.
3) He needs to apply a topical cream.

Guldtanden
Ask your girfriend if she would like to be fucked by someone else. Maybe someone from these boards would be willing to have a go. I can't because I am in a serious relationship. I think Neil could be a good option. Maybe he could bring his new bird along to join in the fun.

This way, you can sit back and relax whilst you watch someone else doing your bird. You can apply the topical at anytime without the fear of sweating. Then when she leaves for work in the morning you just get your p**rn out and whack off. That's more or less what you do now.

 

[Guest]

ha ha ha... damn you guys are soooo funny... and soooo pissed just because you are bald!!! I love this board

 

[Guest]

And just one thing more..! Im not anything NEAR being bald like you guys..!!! And dont think I will ever be 8)

So funny, all the bald loosers who aint getting anything, are being pissed when they here about someone who does..!!! Its so obvious... and again VERY funny..! Keep'em comming guys

 

[Guest]

I'm not bald thank god. Well not yet anyway

 

[Salgado]

Hey hair fallens,

I to sweet more a lot. My girls don'ta like sweet. So I just bust faces all the times. Much man wank for less sweet.

 

[SE-freak]

Because your a brainless twat...maybe?

maybe.. And you can go f*** yourself... Baldie! cause thats the only fun YOU are gonna get..!

I find it at least unacceptable for someone who has spent time in these forums to employ the "baldie" label even while kidding.

 

[Guest]

Because your a brainless twat...maybe?

maybe.. And you can go f*** yourself... Baldie! cause thats the only fun YOU are gonna get..!

I find it at least unacceptable for someone who has spent time in these forums to employ the "baldie" label even while kidding.

I'm not kidding! He's balding and therefor mad.. fun but pathetic!!

 

[Thinning]

Bang your girlfriend in both holes and then when you have finished and she is drifting into a post-coital slumber, nip out to the bathroom, wipe yourself down and apply your topical solution.

Then sneak back into bed.

Why is it necessary to assuault both holes for this to work correctly?