I want to be a slice of pizza, too, as it's a requirement for most women to look at you like that.What are you talking about? Men have been comparing women to food all the time.
Once a female gains too much weight then some men will call her a "heifer", a "porker" and many other edible farmyard animals.
Calling a man a fine piece of pizza is a compliment in comparison.
I'd love to be a piece of pizza.
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