Even A 2000 Year Old Mummy....

Thinning Sucks

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.....has more hair than most of us here. Damn it!!

http://www.usatoday.com/tech/science/co ... htm?csp=34

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stampede

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Hmm... I see your point.

Could use some oil of Olay, though?
 

kalbo

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keep in mind, they didn't have commercial shampoos 2000 years ago :wink:
 

kalbo

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Of course they had masturbation. Baby Jesus would cry every time they did it though.
 

beaner

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kalbo said:
Of course they had masturbation. Baby Jesus would cry every time they did it though.



:shock: :eek: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

CCS

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hey, if there was nothing the baby could do to stop them, and the baby did to enjoy it (evidenced by crying), then baby jesus was not sinning by being masterbated. So your figiveness of sins is still safe.


That was a close one, though. If he had sinned, his sacrifice could not save us. Good thing Jesus knew right from wrong. Imagine if he had grown up somewhere where people were not taught sex is a sin. Would God hold him accountable? It depends if Adam and Eve eating from the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil makes all of us accountable, or just them.
 

CCS

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Had Jesus sinned, God the Father would have had to abort the mission and go down there himself to commit suicide, if suicide by cop is actually suicide.
 

beaner

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collegechemistrystudent said:
hey, if there was nothing the baby could do to stop them, and the baby did to enjoy it (evidenced by crying), then baby jesus was not sinning by being masterbated. So your figiveness of sins is still safe.


That was a close one, though. If he had sinned, his sacrifice could not save us. Good thing Jesus knew right from wrong. Imagine if he had grown up somewhere where people were not taught sex is a sin. Would God hold him accountable? It depends if Adam and Eve eating from the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil makes all of us accountable, or just them.

CCS , I don't think that's what he meant. WTF is wrong with you? The fact that you actually thought of that makes me worry.
 

bubka

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"jesus christ" man, it was a joke... not to be taken seriously, at least there were not meticulous numbers involved in this one...
 

kalbo

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beaner said:
collegechemistrystudent said:
hey, if there was nothing the baby could do to stop them, and the baby did to enjoy it (evidenced by crying), then baby jesus was not sinning by being masterbated. So your figiveness of sins is still safe.


That was a close one, though. If he had sinned, his sacrifice could not save us. Good thing Jesus knew right from wrong. Imagine if he had grown up somewhere where people were not taught sex is a sin. Would God hold him accountable? It depends if Adam and Eve eating from the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil makes all of us accountable, or just them.

CCS , I don't think that's what he meant. WTF is wrong with you? The fact that you actually thought of that makes me worry.

My face was literally like this :shock: when I was reading that. How the... how the.... how the heck can someone interpret it that way??
 

hair today gone tomorrow

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beaner said:
collegechemistrystudent said:
hey, if there was nothing the baby could do to stop them, and the baby did to enjoy it (evidenced by crying), then baby jesus was not sinning by being masterbated. So your figiveness of sins is still safe.


That was a close one, though. If he had sinned, his sacrifice could not save us. Good thing Jesus knew right from wrong. Imagine if he had grown up somewhere where people were not taught sex is a sin. Would God hold him accountable? It depends if Adam and Eve eating from the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil makes all of us accountable, or just them.

CCS , I don't think that's what he meant. WTF is wrong with you? The fact that you actually thought of that makes me worry.

+1....CCS wtf man.
 

stampede

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[CCS]

Well, as we all know Joseph was an NW2.46373. The only resason Mary (a 9.3 on hotornot.com) would go anywhere near him is because he had more sheep than the guy she wanted in the first place, who was only an NW1.4849. Her meticulous calculations showed her that the extra sheep made up for the norwood. Anyway, she was very pleased that God had commited sex on her instead of Joseph, so that way Jesus would not have faulty male pattern baldness genes.

Joseph was really frustrated because he wasn't commiting sex on any women, so the only way he could have his fun was masturbating the baby jesus while he was masturbating himself. Baby Jesus was actually God, so Joseph was actually masturbating the father of his own child (look what women drove him to! :( ). God forgave Joseph because he felt sorry for him. He knew Joseph would be an NW2.857263983904 soon, and was a poor shepherd and couldn't afford treatments. Not even generics :( And the manger was so small he couldn't stand 4ft away from Mary all the time to look his best :( poor guy :(

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