Do you worry about the fase of the moon when cut your hair?

[KipWinger]

just thinking if you guys worry about the fase of the moon when you cut your hair! is this relevant? ppl say that full moon is to your hair become full and strong, and groing big moon is to your hair grow faster. they say that going small moon,is very bad for hair and you should never cut your hair in this fase.

 

[Guest]

Only if you are a werewolf.

 

[KipWinger]

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[Guest]

it's an absolute load of horseshit.

How can the earth's position between the moon and sun effect your hair?

How can your hair tell if the moon is full or not?

Who has told you this?

 

[Justlooking]

It's true.. I saw it on oprah!

err... ok.. thats a lie, you caught me.

 

[global]

There are many things I worry about.

But that's not one of them.

 

[Dick Hyman]

it's an absolute load of horseshit

It is NOT horseshit, it is absolutly TRUE, you ignoramous. If you cut your hair during certain phases of he moon it will, WITHOUT QUESTION, turn into gooey blue liquid and drip off of your head.

Don't take my word for it. Perhaps you've heard of certain Nobel laureate by the name of Stephen Hawking? He did EXTENSIVE research on this subject a decade ago. An article was published in the March '97 issue of "Sweaty Sack Magazine" in which Hawking was interviewed about his research in this field. Professor Hawking reports:

If we consider the cyclical phases of the Moon as they relate to hairloss in human males aged 18-45, we must ultimately accept that my penis is bigger than yours.

The Professor then goes on to state:

...wait, do you guys smell that?

Concluding the interview, Hawking brings the discussion full circle with a thought provoking metaphore:

Have you ever taken one of those shits that smells like food? Like, really good food? Isn't that weird?

So, clearly, Kip was justified in posting this thread. I may not be an astro physicist, but I'm smart enough to agree with the researched opinions of someone who is!

Have a good one my little pork chops,

Dick "Thunder Thighs" Hyman.

 

[biff]

Only if you are a werewolf.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[KipWinger]

ok ok ok! thats enought for me! :lol: i only asked that becouse i always liten to that.

 

[Jacob]

I don't worry about it but there are those like Mr. Morrocco who suggest you do: http://www.morroccomethod.com/lunar.shtml

 

[JayB]

Re: Do you worry about the fase of the moon when cut your ha

just thinking if you guys worry about the fase of the moon when you cut your hair! is this relevant? ppl say that full moon is to your hair become full and strong, and groing big moon is to your hair grow faster. they say that going small moon,is very bad for hair and you should never cut your hair in this fase.

you are a f*****g idiot ..this is so sad

 

[The Gardener]

No, I do not worry about the phase of the moon when I get my hair cut. However, I DO worry very much about the proper positioning of the burning incense on my hair gods shrine, and make sure to dab a drop of oil onto the hair of each of my David Schwimmer idol dolls every night before decapitating them as part of my ritual sacrifice to garner favor with the hair gods.

 

[KipWinger]

JayB :you are a f****ing idiot ..this is so sad

IDIOT IS YOUR MOTHER THAT HAVE PUT YOU IN THIS WORLD OK? dont call names to others guys! i dont know you from anyevery and i dont like you acting like this.

 

[biff]

Re: Do you worry about the fase of the moon when cut your ha

just thinking if you guys worry about the fase of the moon when you cut your hair! is this relevant? ppl say that full moon is to your hair become full and strong, and groing big moon is to your hair grow faster. they say that going small moon,is very bad for hair and you should never cut your hair in this fase.

you are a f****ing idiot ..this is so sad

There's no need for that.

 

[Guest]

it's an absolute load of horseshit

It is NOT horseshit, it is absolutly TRUE, you ignoramous. If you cut your hair during certain phases of he moon it will, WITHOUT QUESTION, turn into gooey blue liquid and drip off of your head.

Don't take my word for it. Perhaps you've heard of certain Nobel laureate by the name of Stephen Hawking? He did EXTENSIVE research on this subject a decade ago. An article was published in the March '97 issue of "Sweaty Sack Magazine" in which Hawking was interviewed about his research in this field. Professor Hawking reports:

[quote:f8211]If we consider the cyclical phases of the Moon as they relate to hairloss in human males aged 18-45, we must ultimately accept that my penis is bigger than yours.

The Professor then goes on to state:

...wait, do you guys smell that?

Concluding the interview, Hawking brings the discussion full circle with a thought provoking metaphore:

Have you ever taken one of those shits that smells like food? Like, really good food? Isn't that weird?

So, clearly, Kip was justified in posting this thread. I may not be an astro physicist, but I'm smart enough to agree with the researched opinions of someone who is!

Have a good one my little pork chops,

Dick "Thunder Thighs" Hyman.[/quote:f8211]

I stand corrected......

 

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