The stuff will get under your finger nails looks like crap. Here's my ritual. I put an outline of vaseline around where I don't want stain on my face, forehead, sideburns and neck. Just a very thin film is all it takes. Put on nitrile gloves, jump in shower, work it into your hair, rinse gloves, grab soap, wash body, or just stand there and stare at wall, after a couple minutes or whatever, rinse shampoo off, rinse off gloves, grab clean wash cloth dry outside of gloves, pull them off so they are now inside out, toss them out on the floor to pick up later, take wash cloth, lather up soap and scrub vaseline off face or if you were previously staring at wall, wash rest of body too. Dry off, retrieve gloves for reuse next time. Approach mirror, comb hair, flex pecs a few times, check out how cool you look. That's it. Done.