Can i kiss your bald head

[suedeheid]

Last night i was out having a few beers and this girl came up to me and said

Excuse me can I ask you something?

I said yeah expecting her to say one of her mates liked me or something

Then she asked can i kiss your head

Then not quite sure what to do. I then let her kiss my head.

Cue laughing from her mates.

Here is what i can take from this situation.

First of all from this I am now regarded as being the bald man.

Baldness is still seen as something to be mocked.

Now being regarded as a figure of fun and not being regarded in attractive terms

Now if this were to happen again I think i will either kick her in the flaps or say only if i can kiss your fat arse.

Has anything like this happened to you. What would you do?

 

[Guest]

I just can't see something like that happening here in Finland. But if it did, I'd probably just laugh it off or something.

 

[Cassin]

You should have asked her if you could pinch her fat ***

 

[antonio666]

Last night i was out having a few beers and this girl came up to me and said

Excuse me can I ask you something?

I said yeah expecting her to say one of her mates liked me or something

Then she asked can i kiss your head

Then not quite sure what to do. I then let her kiss my head.

Cue laughing from her mates.

Here is what i can take from this situation.

First of all from this I am now regarded as being the bald man.

Baldness is still seen as something to be mocked.

Now being regarded as a figure of fun and not being regarded in attractive terms

Now if this were to happen again I think i will either kick her in the flaps or say only if i can kiss your fat arse.

Has anything like this happened to you. What would you do?

people who do things like that need shooting

 

[flimflam]

i dunno .. probably said something like yeah, but all your mates have to as well and then walk over to their table .. and sit down in the middle. then you're in business

 

[IBM]

:-x

 

[Renegade]

I don't think you interpreted the situtation correctly. This was probably a strong come-on dude. In the area where I live, bald guys - not balding come-over types, but shaved bald dudes - do VERY well with the hotties. I've witnessed it first hand. Not talking about having to look like a freaking model/bodybuilder either, just average chumps - they get a ton of female attention. I don't get it, but I'll take it since I might have to bic it one day.

Here's what most likely occured on the night in question: One or more of these chicks said something about your bald head being sexy and then one got dared into approaching you. If what you have described had happened to me here (assuming you have a shaved head), I would have considered it an easy "in" and rolled myself right in there and opened up the entire set.

 

[nydheart]

Renegade is correct. If you have a shaved head then her intentions were good. Alot of girls like to touch and kiss the bald head. If you don't have a shaved head then your reply should have been "only if I can a fist your fat ***". Ladies love when you talk dirty to them :lol:

 

[suedeheid]

Yeah i do have a shaved head. The reason i think they were taking the piss was it seemed to be on a checklist of things for them to do. I think it was a hen night or something.

The girls herself i would have described as a five pinter. A bit fat. Her mates weren't the best either.

 

[flimflam]

Here's what most likely occured on the night in question: One or more of these chicks said something about your bald head being sexy and then one got dared into approaching you. If what you have described had happened to me here (assuming you have a shaved head), I would have considered it an easy "in" and rolled myself right in there and opened up the entire set.

exactly.

 

[RaginDemon]

with beer goggles on, you can bang em all brotha.

 

[Nathaniel]

I think they liked you're head bro.

It still sucks man.

 

[IBM]

i wouldnt bang girls that highligths baldness by their own initiate.

 

[Sir Guy of Frizzbourne]

It sounds like she thought you were hot. If you weren't attracted to her though, it's no big loss, but if something like this ever happens again with a hot woman, you should totally go along with it. If you're going to assume every woman who approaches you is just using you for entertainment due to your baldness, you may as well give up on women now. Even if she did mean it in a bad way, being able graciously take a joke towards your flaws will make you look cool. Just look at Chis Farley. Everybody loved that guy.

 

[Guest]

I think if she really would've thought you're unattractive she had never kissed your head.

 

[HairLessGR]

suedeheid, have you seen the p**rn clip of the guy who fucked a girl's xxl pussy with his big bald head? (yes she managed to take it all to the neck)
Cause obviously the girl who talked to you had seen it! But did she talk to you?

 

[CCS]

you should have said, "'May I', not 'Can I'".

 

[s.a.f]

Yeah i do have a shaved head. The reason i think they were taking the piss was it seemed to be on a checklist of things for them to do. I think it was a hen night or something.

The girls herself i would have described as a five pinter. A bit fat. Her mates weren't the best either.

That was my immeadiate thought, sorry bud but they were definatly taking the piss. If not then she would have hung around and continued flirting etc.

 

[lazarus]

It was likely a bachelorette dare game. You can buy decks of cards with dares on them where you have to do what the card says or take a drink. They are meant to be used at the bar and mostly involve getting things or doing things to guys in the bar. Kissing or rubbing a bald man's head is not an uncommon one.

 

[Newbaldy84]

She might have a little bet going on with her friends whether or not she would bring herself to do it. Just ignore it man. It' best to laugh it off and not let things like that effect you. Life is not all about appearences. In coffins we all look the same so just live your life and try focusing on something that will give you more confidence to deal with stuff like that. Try accomplishing something that not many would accomplish.

live your life bro!
good luck