Balding Is Nature's Way Of Signalling To Females That A Male Has Expired

[badhairline]

and his only purpose is to wait for death. The difference is that in prehistoric times men died at age 30 on average. Now they have to suffer for decades.

 

[Bk98]

Lol, dude.. no. So when you're bald you're dead? That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Don't eat like a fat slob, take care of yourself and stay positive.. life won't be half bad.

What was the point of this comment?

 

[NarWhal7]

Lol @ this.

I felt that way for real once too. The hot girl I met at the gym didn't seem to mind cuz she married me

 

[CrownBalding]

Lol @ this.

I felt that way for real once too. The hot girl I met at the gym didn't seem to mind cuz she married me

That’s awesome. You were bald when you met her? Or your hair was on its way out?

 

[NarWhal7]

That’s awesome. You were bald when you met her? Or your hair was on its way out?

Fully bald. Shaved the sides with a 0 guard, not slick. Hair was completely gone by 23, met her when I was 25.

She was working at the juice shop. Oh, and her boyfriend at the time had hair