Bald Celebs With Weird Head Shapes Who Are Still Considered Human

[mr.statham]

HOPE FOR BALDCELS WITH WEIRD HEADS! No need to suicide just yet.

Jason Taylor (dented, high cranial vault)

Mads Mikkelsen (dented, ridge):

And creme de la creme, Gosling (GAS, dented, extreme occipital bun)

 

[random phone charger]

Ryan's head shape is ugly as hell lol

 

[Zülfiqar]

Bryan Cranston

 

[Zülfiqar]

Shia LaBeouf

 

[random phone charger]

Bryan Cranston

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In all honesty Bryan's isn't that bad; Shia on the other hand.

 

[barfacan]

dont see any problems with the second one...but maybe thats because its similar to mine

 

[disfiguredyoungman]

Mads Mikkelsen looks scary as f***

 

[Lexter Ocasio-Cortez]

Artem Lobov

 

[mr.statham]

If there is a fashion model parading a particular "flaw", it's officially not a flaw.

A ridge on top of your head and an indentation there don't count as flaws. Only ridges and indentations on the back of your head count ;-)

 

[mr.statham]

Ryan's head shape is ugly as hell lol

He looked badass in that movie (being a Jewish Nazi aside), although I think they avoided shooting him from the side or the back.

 

[mr.statham]

I cringe when I see this. I even searched the web to see if other people are saying sh*t about his head shape or baldness, but strangely people DGAF:

 

[blackg]

Jason Taylor was a baller!

 

[Hairsystemnoob]

And they say reptilians don’t exist!

 

[karatekid]

HOPE FOR BALDCELS WITH WEIRD HEADS! No need to suicide just yet.

Jason Taylor (dented, high cranial vault)

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Mads Mikkelsen (dented, ridge):

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And creme de la creme, Gosling (GAS, dented, extreme occipital bun)

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Dude you gotta stop jerking on bald heads, you are posting bald heads pictures all over the forum...



Just kidding bro..

 

[JohnsonDDG]

 

[vinnievandall]

Haha these guyes still have a way better headshape then me

 

[mr.statham]

Least you look better than me.
Hiding the sides/back as looks hideous grown out like that for my hair system.

OK, my advice (and I'm 150% straight, but I spent a lot of time absorbing lookism.net memes):

Your lips are kind of too thick, so you need facial hair to make you look more manly.

On the other hand, beards don't go with emo hair.

You should consider bald + beard

 

[Matt3535]

Beards and longer hair go together great. Just style your hair differently (doesn't have to be emo).

 

[mr.statham]

Don't like beards on me at all.

Don't normally have it,just not wearing my hair system currently as had ALOT of headaches and vestibular migraines lately.

Beards are suboptimal, generally, but you have excessive maxillary projection:

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You may want to hide it. Just my $0.02. I'm not claiming to be an esthetics expert. @Pigeon

 

[mr.statham]

Beards and longer hair go together great. Just style your hair differently (doesn't have to be emo).

His hair system is emo though (I saw his pics before)