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dead

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You shud prolly shave your hair/head if you can pull is off or maybe workout for a few months so you can kick sum *** and get a tan, or use some dutasteride and some feackin' Xan' f*****g 'drox' in the early pm and also AM with juice and finasteride, the bitchs love it when you know it or maybe just grow it out and punch som f*****g guys, yeah i tried nizoral it is f*****g awesome, prolly the most awesome shampoo you can get, it totally ruined my hair I like shed for freakin' 1 year, 1 f*****g year! I f*****g lost everything by the third month of my f*****g 1 year shed and even after looosing everything I still shed like freaking mother and I am still f*****g sheddin', prolly it's the dutasteride, but i haven't use dutasteride? WTF maybe the freaking 'roids, yeah maybe it's the 'roids or the dutasteride or the f*****g finasteride, yeah! it's the f*****g finasteride, it's a freaking finasteride shed i can tell, what do you think of my photo, you cant see how bad it is, it is worse then in the photo, i have not got any hair the f*****g dutasteride/finasteride/f*****g niza-f*****g-rol f*****g shed my f*****g hair off, maybe i should go for xandrox 45 or someshit like that but Dr Lee said Dr Proctor said Azumith acid f*****g striped your f*****g hair off, f*****g peeled a guy like a banana, but proctor said Lee prolly said topical Xanzaimouth and cropper somesuchshit kills off the f*****g vailous hair, which I don't even have,?? WTF


Any input apreciatid
 

Stingray

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Word.

I feel like you're mocking me :-x
 

delta7

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The fuzzy rhymes straight from Mc Bald-a-lot!

Ty, I hear ya, bro!

An awful lot of whining on this forum.

You would have thought we were all English (or possibly Welsh) or Somefin'!

...Just leave it out!
 

willywonka

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Reality is a crutch for people who can't deal with drugs.
 

Sir_LagaLot

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HAHAHA :D

i aint got no vailous hair either.
 

dead

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I jus' got back from my derm he said i prolly got Telogen Effluvium or maybe dutasteride rage or maybe scalp dermatiligical flaky sh*t or somesuch f*****g head diease i cant remeber what the f*****g dude was going on about i asked for a freaking script for finasteride and dutasteride and nizoral and finasteride but he said i dont have freaking male pattern baldness diease, i f*****g punched to dude in the f*****g head, should i get a second opinion whaddaya guys think or maybe switch it up to 4 times a freakin' day or down to 0.5mg EVERY OTHER f*****g DAY ??? WTF ??? some dude posted some pictures of a f*****g dude with male pattern baldness THAT RIGHT THERE IS FREAKIN' SIMILAR TO MY FUCKED UP SITUATION this is the worst f*****g male pattern baldness ever, my freakin' head is so inflammed it has swollen to f*****g 4 times its normal f*****g size, i tried T/Sil but i don't even know what that sh*t is, WHAT IS THAT sh*t?

f*****g questins:

1) 0.5mg (prolly EOD or ED) or just say "f*** it" and double up on the dutasteride?

2) is 20,000 FUE (WTF is FUE anyhows) enough to stop the minaxidil shed i am GARANTEED to f*****g get ?

3) do you think my fuckin shed is finished or caused by nazirol or maybe its Telogen Effluvium (or similar suchshit) ?

4) should i got a 2nd opinion or go back and finish the f*****g first guy off?

WTF???

f*** !!!!

AWESOME!!!
 

dead

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WTF ???


NO ONES KNOWS !!!



WHAT IS THIS f*****g BULLSHIT


????


UN-FREAKIN'-B-f*****g-LIEVABLE
 

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Hey, Tynan guy we´r in the f*****g simillar fucked up situation, I´m endlessly sedding hair from my room carpet and no loss is f*****g visible, is this Telogen Effluvium?? My derm says that he is my cat and he just live in my room and scratches the sofa!!! I´ve been on dutasteride since I was born, even before I was born my mom used to sleep naked in a bed full of crushed propecia pills, so I can´t understand anything of this f*****g thing, I even have no caffeine induced hair loss, but I went to the graveyard this morning, open up my father´s coffin and there he was, f*****g Norwood 7!!, WITH DIFFUSED THINNING IN THE DONOR AREA!!!, am I condemned? Am I? I´m the baldest guy in f*****g earth if this nizoral sh*t don´t work to recover me from the coconut provoked shed from the last quarter of hour. My name is f*****g David Schwimer and my club of fans say I hardly had any f*****g Telogen Effluvium, but is this male pattern baldness??, is this YMCA??, or it is that just I don´t suit David Copperfieldesque toupee becouse of the frame of my face?? oh sh*t, If I don´t get some answers I´m gonna start FREAKING OUT!!!!
 

everysixseconds

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LOL!
tynan and solo should be awarded or something!

great stuff!
 

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Solo said:
Hey, Tynan guy we´r in the f*****g simillar fucked up situation, I´m endlessly sedding hair from my room carpet and no loss is f*****g visible, is this Telogen Effluvium?? ........I´m gonna start FREAKING OUT!!!!


DUDE !!!! WTF is it Telogen Effluvium ??? i am oly f*****g 20 years old for freakin' f*** sake, can you f*****g believ it 18!!!!! WTF WTF WTF !!!!! I lost all my f*****g hair in one straight up mother f*****g shed, prolly a shed ?? I dunno, I used REVIVINGEN + SPIROX and for a while sh*t was cool I filled in and thickened up and buffed up and extended the freaking android stage of the hair grow cycle or similar such sh*t (WTF ??? I dunno??) my f*****g shed has been going on for 10 years, 10 f*****g YEARS !! I am only freaking 39!!! f*****g 39 and I still got a good head of thick *** hair you prolly would not notice that I am completely f*****g bald unless you get real close but if you try i will f*****g punch you in the f*****g head so hard i might f*****g kill you, I loose like prolly 500-600 hairs a day, no in one hour !!! 1000 hairs in one day WTF can you belive this sh*t?


WTF ??

AWESOME!
 

truking10

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back and forth back and f*****g forth from the computer to the mirrior from the f*****g computer to the camera and back fromthe f*****g camera to the mirror from the camera to the doctor and brought the f*****g camera, Doctor i dont have Telogen Effluvium look a f*****g horshoe a f*****g horses shoe is my f*****g head back to the computer to the mirrior to the new Doctor with all the plaques you have mbp f*** me mbp f*** my thick full head is thin and limp and im back to the f*****g competer sending f*****g pics of my head, yea male pattern baldness no Telogen Effluvium no male pattern baldness no Telogen Effluvium procpecia no minoxidil no nizoral no hebrs no lasercomb no t gel no shave head no i look like a penis no f*****g way this is happening fuckin stress about my hair all day, but wait its Telogen Effluvium it will grow ....f*** back to the mirror nope its mbp well....wait a biopsy no its Telogen Effluvium but in time could be male pattern baldness ...GOD WHAT IS IT???????
 
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Can you please tell me where you get your roids from? I want to be like Jose Canseco and hit home runs and have an oversized head. Also can you send me some of the UK's finest Fish-N-Chips?
 

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AWESOME! MOTHER f*****g AWESOME! WTF !!! NO WAY, NO FREAKING WAY DUDE, TODAY IS THE f*****g WORST f*****g DAY IN THE f*****g WORLD EVER, TODAY I SHED, LIKE, A FUCKIN' MILLION HAIRS. I RAN MY SIX FINGERED MOTHE f*****g FREAKIN HAND THROUGH MY HAIR AND LIKE 1 MILLION HAIR CAME OUT IN ONE FRICKING CLUMP, EVERYTHING, ALL MY H A I R i can still style what I have left (nothing) so it looks f*****g normal, like a standard dude WTF ??? but i gatta use like a whole bottle of nizoral/miz/moz/finasteride and f*****g crovrurve

Telogen Effluvium?????

nizoral????


MIN???

10000 FUE in the f*****g back ??

the front ???

THE f*****g SIDES ???

MINX>>>>

MIZOROL????


WTF ??

I got f*****g flakes bigger than my head, HOW CAN THIS f*****g BE ??? bigger than my frickin' head, and I have a f*****g enourmus head, like a size 50 or sumesuchfuckingsimilarshit W T F ??? I THINK nizoral has worked my hair is a f*****g ton better, but the f*****g shed is killing my ***. HIT THE GYM ???
 
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You guys no nothing about male pattern baldness. I shed at least three times an hour. Even when I don't shed I shed like f***. I just looked in the mirror and saw someone else looking back. It was not me because I was downstairs. I too have been back and forth on drugs most of my short life. dutasteride, MIN, finasteride, and nizoral. I search through all the other airport codes to find a cure. But I don't care. I want hair but at the same time I f*****g hate it. I'm so fucked up inside and so is my girl. Big time in fact. She calls me Heineken because I touch parts that others don't. Even she sheds when she wants too. Even Mathawes Macconkerdonkey sheds like f***. I love shedding. I love the hair that sheds. I tend to get pissed udring the week so never get a chance to examine my lunch box. Today I have cheese melts and lettuce. But I didn't look, I promise. f***, I'm shedding right now. Just taken five finasteride pills. Or will I fly to Finschhafen. Oh f***... I don't have a ticket. I can buy one.
 
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