Little Viperfish and his grandfather have gone fishing. After a while grandpa gets thirsty and opens up his cooler for some beer. Little Viperfish asks, "Grandpa can I have some beer too?"
"Can you stick your penis in your a**h**?" grandpa viperfish asked back.
"No"
"Well, than your not big enough"
Granpa Viperfish then takes out a cigarette and lights up. Little Viperfish sees this and asks for a cigarette.
"Can you stick your penis in your a**h**?" grandpa Viperfish asked again.
"No"
"Well, than your not big enough"
Little Viperfish gets upset and pulls out some cookies. His grandfather says, "Hey, those cookies look good, can I have some?"
Little Viperfish asks, "Can you stick your penis in your a**h**?"
Grandpa looks at Viperfish and senses his trick so he says, "Well of course I can, I'm big enough."
Little Viperfish then says, "Well, then go f*** yourself, these are my cookies"