A song for the balding/baldies

CaptainForehead

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kejan

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I always change "It's a long day living in Reseda'' to ''It's a long day living as a receder'' in Tom Petty's Freefall.
 

s.a.f

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slipy said:
[youtube:1kfebn0z]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_77cqu86BU[/youtube:1kfebn0z]

rock out hard to this :punk:

lyrics: http://www.lyricstime.com/the-darkness-bald-lyrics.html

:shock:

The search is OVER!!!

It would appear that male pattern
baldness has set in
his hair, at an alarming pace
running away from his face
he's losing his virility
and now his masculinity
has been compromised
and his libido down-sized

Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
it's not for me you understand

Bald, slap headed and hairless
bald he is destined to be
bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me.

From what I have been reading
his scalp needs kneading
to stimulate each follicle
and reverse this diabolical
condition that's afflicted he
for years and has cruelly
repulsed each potential mate
and left him with a balding pate

Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
it's not for me you understand

Bald, slap headed and hairless
bald he is destined to be
bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me.

Sock it to me baby, yeah!

Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
it's not for me you understand

Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
it's not for me you understand

Bald, slap headed and hairless
bald he is destined to be
bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me.
Thank God!

Bald, slap headed and hairless
bald he is destined to be
bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me.
How?
 

slipy

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Rival said:
Skip to 1:20

Lyric about what a woman will do if their lover is loosing his hair

[youtube:1cz86d9j]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJOzdLwvTHA[/youtube:1cz86d9j]
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woot expected to hear something along the lines of leaving the guy because of his thinning hair and was ready to hate her, but it turned out not quite as bad. kind of sweet even.


and just about any song can make me think about balding these days (except when im listening to death metal). like someone singing about loosing a loved one and all i can think about:''hair"
 

uncomfortable man

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You heard "Blame it on my ADD"? Blame it on my male pattern baldness, baby.
 

slipy

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Exodus2011 said:
lol same here slippy

like this song called "my curse" all i think about as far as the curse is baldness

[youtube:3lu0ieig]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3mcFG0ou4A[/youtube:3lu0ieig]

what does this make you think of?
 
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