76 Yr old man at church losing hair should i tell him? Pics!

[KielMcK]

No it seriously isn't a joke at all I mean it. This old old man seriously is definitely losing a little bit of his temples and he def needs to hang on to them for as long as possible if he can. Also this guys got terrible style he wears damned cardigans with little animal prints on it and stupid looking grey pants from like 1950... honestly his family is gonna disown him. if he just changed his entire diet, started hittin the gym hardcore, decreased masturbating, cut meat and sugar from his diet completely, get a laser comb and use it 3-4 times a week, do scalp exercises once a day for 15 mins, apply spironolactone % cream on the temples 3 times a day, rogaine foam twice a day on temples and hairline, uses nizoral every other day in shower and leave in for 20 mins, hits the tanning booth 1-2 times a week at maximum time, botoxes his forehead, gets surfer style haircut and highlights, starts dressing from hollister and crombie, gets a phat band watch from fossil, buys some sweet armani aviators, gets laser blue eye contacts, a jaw aumentation as well might be needed to symetrisize his face because his cheekbones are way to high. If he sticks to my plan he will def be able to pull up to the club and be mistaken for 17 to 20 yrs old and maybe pick up a young chick to marry and then he can get his kids on spironolactone or RU as soon as they hit 12.

 

[ps1freak]

lol i take back what i said earlier

 

[powersam]

you're never too old to mack some hoes.

 

[KielMcK]

2 more days until the churhc pics where i take a picture of the old mans temples while he sits in his family unknowingly!!! I'm so excited to help this guy and get him all crombied up he is gonna be so pimped out

 

[JDW]

Look I don't want to be negative here but this guy sounds beyond help, unfortunately you're going to have to break it to him that his ONLY hope for any kind of fulfilling future is to pray that HM comes out within the next few years...

 

[HairLessGR]

There's something wrong with this thread. Or my English is bad.
Are we talking about a cute young guy called, KielMcK and his uncontrollable urge to go and seriously speak on a 76 year old person that he sees at Church, about the available treatments on hairloss?
And how old are you KielMcK, that you go to church so often?
Is it one of those where you actually get to sing a have some fun as well that i see in the movies? Cause here the service is so serious and boring and done in a Greek language i don't a understand, that i never go.
In all my sincerity, last time i remember myself going often to church was many years ago.
It was a Catholic (not Orthodox) one and the only reason was that i had a crush for the organist.
I remember well, my commitment at the time was well rewarded!

 

[ripple-effect]

Are we talking about a cute young guy called, KielMcK and his uncontrollable urge to go and seriously speak on a 76 year old person that he sees at Church, about the available treatments on hairloss?

Apparently this guy is into old bald people for some reason. He might be trying to be a joke out of it, but what's really sad about it is that some of it might actually be true because it couldn't of all come straight out of his ***. He had to make some real life associations in order to help create his joke. Maybe he has some guilt problem out of his obsession and is trying to make himself feel better by making a joke out of it to convince himself it isn't true. Who knows?

 

[s.a.f]

Hey it was just a funny thread to start with. Most (intelligent) people got the joke. :roll:
I found it hilarious :bravo:

 

[hair_tomorrow]

Hey it was just a funny thread to start with. Most (intelligent) people got the joke. :roll:
I found it hilarious :bravo:

What joke?

 

[KielMcK]

this poor Poor 76 yr old man with a tiny bit of what looks like temple hairloss and a 24 yr old boys dream to help this old man look 20 again while in church. I can think of nothing funnier then that uke:

 

[RaginDemon]

100 yrs later maybe we will have technologies for that lol

 

[hair_tomorrow]

Poor 76 yr old man with a tiny bit of what looks like temple hairloss and a 24 yr old boys dream to help this old man look 20 again while in church. I can think of nothing funnier then that. uke:

I knew that. I was only joking.

 

[ripple-effect]

I knew that. I was only joking.

Looks like the stupidity bug came back around to bite Kiel in the ***.

Hey it was just a funny thread to start with. Most (intelligent) people got the joke. :roll:
I found it hilarious :bravo:

If that's you in your avatar then that would probably explain why you got the joke so easily. If it isn't then it would still explain it.
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As for me, after reading this post: viewtopic.php?f=11&t=40327&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&hilit=class it convinced me into believing this post b/c as ridiculous as it did sound, he was serious..lol(his temptation to go up to a "hot NW1 guy" in his class and tell him about nizoral, propecia, etc). Kiel's avatar also did play an important role into tricking my mind into believing him because everything he said just matched the way he looked, meaning he just LOOKS like a guy that would think like that....just my opinion.
Also quotes like this from Kiel helped me believe him: I just found this @ random while looking through the posts of the topic link I listed above:

I tell many a guy to get on hairloss treatment if I think they should. If CCS thinks a guy is genetically great I respect that. I love good looking people and cannot help but stare at them whether female or male... it has nothing to do with sexual feelings... but if it did then I would be quite happy because that;d mean my libido is finally back.

Let's just HOPE and PRAY you were joking about that too cause it kinda looks like you were drunk when you wrote that.


Side Note: I did think the pics of the back of the head of the dude(s) was hilarious at first b/c I thought it was the dude from church...lol....but thats about it b/c you basically exaggerated the original.

 

[KielMcK]

i have no ide what all this jibble jabble has been written about this thread. I do not care if no one wants me to explain to this old man that within the next 10-15 years he will surely be a norwood 1.5. I will be telling him tommorow and thats that. I will post his pictures tommorow.

 

[ripple-effect]

Hmmmm, yet he continues after ruining the joke twice and then starting back up....lol. I'm pretty surprised at the stupidity of people too.

Ruined once:

I am pretty surprised at the stupidity of people. Ha... I'm just gonna keep this going as long as I can.

Ruined twice:

Poor 76 yr old man with a tiny bit of what looks like temple hairloss and a 24 yr old boys dream to help this old man look 20 again while in church. I can think of nothing funnier then that. uke:

I wonder what the third will be.... :dunno:

 

[KielMcK]

are you really a black cat? My cat looks like it is balding a little bit near the temples under the ears... but its not to bad yet. His name is Grackle.

 

[ripple-effect]

Lol

 

[KielMcK]

roflz lolz lmao OMG lol ha ha winkz winkz muah. Seriously tho? R U?

 

[ripple-effect]

I wasn't laughing at your post...I just thought it was funny that you're trying to avoid saying anything about my previous posts. That's what's funny.

 

[ADL]

ripple-effect:

I just thought it was funny that you're trying to avoid saying anything about my previous posts. That's what's funny.

Looks like everybody's having fun in the end. That is a good thing. unk: