He gets two things wrong, well three actually:
- "Get a tan". A mountain of scientific evidence against that, for obvious reasons now.
- "Joke about your balding yourself". Do not pretend that it's OK because it's not because you just know it's not. It hurts, just like most people feel hurt when they get mocked over something they cannot control.
- No mention of a plan plan to keep/restore his hair.
To address those, I'd say:
- Use beta-carotene and self tanners
- Have some respect for yourself and don't act like that fat female comedian who's like "hey I'm so fat!" every 5 minutes.
- Pop finasteride like smarties, bathe your hair in minoxidil and rape that donor.
It's not OK to be bald.