Recent content by YoungNeurotic

Keep telling yourself that bud.

Sorry for my absence. I know it might be difficult for you to process because I can't distinguish you from the baby, but I had some interviews with people from Princeton, University of Chicago, and a few others. I know you cannot fathom my intellect. After all, I can't tell the manchild from the...

Potentially. Have been monitoring my hairline and hair density for the past 4 or 5 months daily. Started looking when hairline wasn't "straight." So far so good, but I'm looking for changes all the time.

This guy's a f*****g God.

I get too much attention for that surgery to be necessary. It would also make my proportions look out of whack. Honestly, of the few girls who've met anything near my bare minimum, they're mostly around 5'7 to 5'9. Yeah, I kind of like the above-average height to be honest. Also, you're wrong...

I look "old" for 18 because of my masculine facial features, (thicker, slanted eyebrows, narrow eyes, prominent browbone) not because of aging skin or other problems. Feminine features, such as weaker jaws and larger cheeks make you look "younger." On men, though, this just means hideous baby...

Well, you haven't exactly aged well in multiple ways. Your eyes are kind of round and large, which makes you look like a feminine kid. Your jawline is absolutely awful: where are your mandibles? Where's the sharp angle in the jaw? Did you even testosterone? Not to mention, your head shape is...

You may be on to something. Just look at all the puzzle pieces. I have all the time in the world, and so does my hair (for now) for you to solve it. Keep looking. You'll find your answer.

Thinning on the crown. Probably one of the least bad forms of male pattern baldness. Consider yourself lucky that you mostly have thinning on the crown and minimal recession in the hairline.

Brutally accurate and honest commentary. No trigger warnings provided.

Norwood 2. Classical 'U' shape on top of the head. Finasteride for maintenance, Minoxidil if you want to regrow.

Brutally accurate and honest commentary. No trigger warnings provided.

I thought the emojis made it obvious that I wasn't taking you seriously. You clearly can't seem to understand getting fucked around with, so I think I'll just leave you to figure out who has the low IQ. Also, if my pic doesn't qualify for the standards of the thread, then by Gods you are the...

I also believe it qualifies as a selfie, so I've conquered all your rules :).

Well, I don't think I'm vain enough to post a bathroom pic ;). By the way, no Photoshop was used XD.