I have to say I dont understand the big deal with wigs. When women lose their hair, they will generally wear a wig, its just as distressing for a man to lose it in my opinion, athough of course we try not to show it afflicted as we are with male pride. Besides, If Tony Curtis was man enough to do it then thats the path im going down should i get to the point where I cant do anything at all with my hair. Id wear one, tell everyone and get on with it! Sure its absurd to stick hair to our head, but then, the lives we lead are generally absolutely absurd anyway. Ever watch two people getting into road rage, abusing people with such passion they have never met before simply because they didnt indicate in time? Thats more ridiculous than a wig. People in bars shouting at their team on the big screen to get stuck in despite the game being hundreds of miles away, thats ridiculous, being cooped up in an office processing data on computers while we live on a rock in space with the most extroadinary eco system at the very least, in this solar system, thats ridiculous! Might as well stick a wig on and join the party, you can at the very least, take it off again!!
Also I hate to chip in against scalp tattoing but I genuinely thing it is a terrible idea. When all is said and done, what happens if you put it on and hate it instantly? thats pretty much game over for the rest of your life, I remain dubious to the notion that any tattoo is easy to remove. Obviously if you do have it I hope for your sake you are very happy with it but I would put it in the same category as giving up your lifetime savings to buy a thai bride, you never know, it might work out, but also she might turn out to be a he and bum you and give you HIV and then your stuck with that for life and will have an awful hard time explaining him/her away at the next night out with your mates or sat next to you at the next family christmas dinner table
(I just want to make it clear that there is no insinuation that all thai brides are men, or that all transgender men are gay and have HIV etc, this is purely a hypothetical science!)