why are so many people who listen to metal bald

corvidae

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I go to a metal concert and probably 1/3 of the guys there are bald or balding
Clearly, metal is the cause of male pattern baldness.
 

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Maybe loud sound causes male pattern baldness or some of the microscopic bacteria are affected by loud sound and cause male pattern baldness to accelerate? Maybe its just a coincidence a lot of bald guys happened to be there that day? Who knows
 

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Maybe loud sound causes male pattern baldness or some of the microscopic bacteria are affected by loud sound and cause male pattern baldness to accelerate? Maybe its just a coincidence a lot of bald guys happened to be there that day? Who knows

This post cracked me up for some reason.
 

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I dunno, the lead singers of Disturbed and Soilwork seem to be doing just fine.
 
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