What Norwood was Napolean Bonaparte?

[Thinning fast]

I had some girl today at work say my hair looks similar to napolean's, so I'm wondering what norwood number he was. Anybody know?

 

[Bismarck]

 

[Thinning fast]

Yikes! That looks like norwood 5. I guess I'll be norwood 7 before I hit 35.

 

[Bismarck]

Yikes! That looks like norwood 5. I guess I'll be norwood 7 before I hit 35.

Did she refer to your hair only ?

 

[ShedMaster]

perhaps she was referring to this napolean

 

[Thinning fast]

Yes, the hair only. She hasn't seen me naked yet.

 

[HairlossTalk]

Yikes! That looks like norwood 5. I guess I'll be norwood 7 before I hit 35.

Hey, be happy you don't have that big huge pelvis ...

HairLossTalk.com

 

[elguapo]

That's a pretty obscure reference, if she was refering to Benoparte. Strange.

On the bright side, I think it is a complement, albeit a wierd one. The guy did have quite a bit of power in his day.

 

[viperfish]

Yikes! That looks like norwood 5. I guess I'll be norwood 7 before I hit 35.

Hey, be happy you don't have that big huge pelvis ...

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I was noticing that too. Maybe it's the pants, but it sure looks like he had great breeding hips.

 

[biff]

Yikes! That looks like norwood 5. I guess I'll be norwood 7 before I hit 35.

Hey, be happy you don't have that big huge pelvis ...

HairLossTalk.com

I was noticing that too. Maybe it's the pants, but it sure looks like he had great breeding hips.

Maybe the artist was just crap.

 

[Anus]

Yikes! That looks like norwood 5. I guess I'll be norwood 7 before I hit 35.

Hey, be happy you don't have that big huge pelvis ...

HairLossTalk.com

I was noticing that too. Maybe it's the pants, but it sure looks like he had great breeding hips.

Maybe Bonaparte had high estrogen levels due to his baldness treatments (saw palmetto prassably)?

 

[HairlossTalk]

Prassably?

Branco ..... esque.

 

[Solo]

Napoleon was on treatments for his hair loss, as I´ve read somewhere.

Not the good ones, as he was so upset for his baldness that he used to wear a hat frequently.


HE also was traumatized by his short-height.


So he became an emperor in exchange.


No Get A Tan, no Hit The Gym.

Become An Emperor!!!!

Become An Emperor!!!!

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