Transfering stem cells ourselves

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As we all know by now, stem cells can rebuild and turn themselves into hair follicles.

So I was thinking, the thickest hair I have is around my anus, chest, and pubic area. What if we use dermaroller on those areas first and then use it on head?

I think some of the stem cells from those areas will get into the scalp and do their thing. Anyone tried it?
 

Pray The Bald Away

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Lol I just spit out my drink. All I can think about is some nasty f**k dermarolling his dirty *** hole and then putting it on his scalp. You can't be serious...
 

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Hahaha, I think you're unto something. I need Swoop's expert opinion this first in order to proceed.
 

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As we all know by now, stem cells can rebuild and turn themselves into hair follicles.

So I was thinking, the thickest hair I have is around my anus, chest, and pubic area. What if we use dermaroller on those areas first and then use it on head?

I think some of the stem cells from those areas will get into the scalp and do their thing. Anyone tried it?

Try it brah... dermaroll your a*shole until it bleeds. It HAS to bleed in order to reach the stem cell layer. Once you have bloody a*s hole stem cells all over your dermaroller, you can then use it on your scalp. The a*shole stem cells will migrate to the dermal tissue and new, terminal hair will grow... the only thing I am worried about is the possibility of accidentally growing an anus on your head. We have to find someway to avoid this.
 

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:freaked::freaked::moon:

Woooow if I was you first post I wouldn't have liked this.
 

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This sounds like a good idea. I'm going to try it this weekend and report the results including the before& after of the donor area. I want to make sure my camera lighting is perfect and consistent so there can be no questions raised about before & afters being on the same a$&@
 

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This sounds like a good idea. I'm going to try it this weekend and report the results including the before& after of the donor area. I want to make sure my camera lighting is perfect and consistent so there can be no questions raised about before & afters being on the same a$&@

We need people like you who document everything. Thank you, from all of us!

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Hahaha, I think you're unto something. I need Swoop's expert opinion this first in order to proceed.

I wouldn't be surprised if he already does this but tells everybody he got hair transplant. Obviously he is going to deny effectiveness of this method.
 
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This is the most hilarious, well, thing ever. My eyes are still filled with tears, 20 minutes on. Thank God for this website.
 
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