Tom Cruise is bald

[Mr T.]

I'm sure Tom Cruise is bald. NO ONE his age has hair that great. HE IS BALD. Yes, I know he buzzes his hair sometimes. That just means he's wearing the greatest piece ever made or has access to the secret cure to hairloss.

I'm pretty sure Brad Pitt is going down too. His temples look like they've receded a couple millimeters. What a shame. ANOTHER CASUALTY TO male pattern baldness.

 

[HairFreak]

Hopewas u have Norwood 6. Admit it :lol:

 

[ShedMaster]

Tom Cruise is not bald.

 

[Mr T.]

Well, it seems you people are unfamiliar with the concept of "satire."

Hmmm.

 

[ShedMaster]

Well, it seems you people are unfamiliar with the concept of "satire."

Hmmm.

sometimes its hard to pick up satire on the internet. next time use a emoticon! :whistle:

 

[Mr T.]

definitely hard on this board.. everyone is so serious.. loosen up . we only need one c*** on this board, brucelee... we can all take turns f*****g him

:freaked2:

Huh. I definitely did NOT need that image in my head.

Btw Shedmaster, here are some of those emoticons you were asking for.

:freaked2: :freaked2: :freaked2:

 

[Bob Booley]

yeah i'm willing to bet there's something going on with tom cruise

there are a few guys i work with, some in their 40s, that have the same hairline they had when they were 14- so this DOES happen with certain people.

but with mr. cruise, it's possible, but what are the chances that he happens to have this perfect hairline? he's an actor, an attractive one, so it is a huge MUST that his hair stays perfect-and it just so happened that his hair stayed the way it was? luck? nah!!!! doubt it. there's something fishy with the whole thing!!!

 

[Guest]

Tom cruise bald, come on. He was growing his hair out for the last year for the filming of the last samuria. After filming he just got a buzz cut. He always has fresh new hairstyles and hair cuts. He was blessed with good hair.

 

[Guest]

Satire aside.......some of you guys need to realise that not every man alive is cursed with male pattern baldness. Something fishy going on with Cruises hair bleeeeelehhhhhhh give me a break!

OOOOOH!!! Curse my male pattern baldness follically challenged *** hes soooo wearing a wig in that Samuarai movie!

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

Look at David Bowie at what...late 50`s? Reagan, Clinton....yes there all wearing wigs.....shame on them, trying to fool us.

Of course we know better as we are the hair militia. LOL.

:lol:

 

[Axon]

Tom Cruise is also cursed with being about 5'5".

 

[Guest]

Tom Cruise is also cursed with being about 5'5".

Some people will take that now as only tall people get male pattern baldness. :lol:

 

[Mr T.]

Tom Cruise is also cursed with being about 5'5".

I've read that he's between 5'7" and 5'9".

 

[12344321]

hes about 5'7

nicole kidman is 5'9-5;10, and look how much taller she is.


cruise got lucky with hair. prolly not as lucky as ronald reagan though. that guy is a god among hair vs. dht.

 

[Axon]

I could put Tom Cruise in my pocket.

 

[Mr T.]

I could put Tom Cruise in my pocket.

Um...uh...and what would he be DOING in your pocket, Axon???

:freaked: :freaked: :freaked:

 

[Guest]

I could put Tom Cruise in my pocket.

Um...uh...and what would he be DOING in your pocket, Axon???

:freaked: :freaked: :freaked:

Is that Tom Cruise in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? :lol:

 

[Axon]

I could put Tom Cruise in my pocket.

Um...uh...and what would he be DOING in your pocket, Axon???

:freaked: :freaked: :freaked:

"Dear Axon,

You are so gay. If you were any gayer I would have to buy another 160 gig hard drive to fit in your gayness. The joke about Tom Cruise being so short you could put him in your pocket makes you gay. God, you are so gay."

-Mr. T

 

[Redbone]

Another valuable post by Mr. T the true shitbag of the earth. We all benefitted from this stupid post in no way possible.

You are the most pathetic bloke on this site

Cheers mate-

 

[Mr T.]

I could put Tom Cruise in my pocket.

Um...uh...and what would he be DOING in your pocket, Axon???

:freaked: :freaked: :freaked:

"Dear Axon,

You are so gay. If you were any gayer I would have to buy another 160 gig hard drive to fit in your gayness. The joke about Tom Cruise being so short you could put him in your pocket makes you gay. God, you are so gay."

-Mr. T

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I don't recall saying that!! I was misquoted!

For the record, I wasn't even implying homosexuality. Who among us DOESN'T enjoy having a midget running around in their pants??? Back in England, we used to do that all the time.

 

[12344321]

if u make fun of short ppl, then dont cry when ppl make fun of your hair.

they have just as much or even less control of their height as you do with your hair.