Tickboxes to NOT FAIL WITH WOMEN?

[WastedYears]

Somehow I think in the end it boils down to these three:

- Being over 6 feet tall.
- Having a dick over 6 inches.
- Having a full head of hair.

If you cannot tick all 3, then you are screwed unfortunately.

If you can, then you still have to get the money and groom yourself, but at least you have the basics.

 

[upyours]

What if you are balding,5'6,but have a 7 incher?p**rn star time?

 

[pidda]

lol

 

[bagrgorasyandextay7615]

Turbin

Number will not pass!

 

[Beingbaldsucksass]

1.70 bald = goodbye sex

 

[form]

oh man, you guys are ****ing hilarious...

 

[HairPieceMan]

1.70 bald = goodbye sex

164cms here

5' 4.5" exactly, have shoe lifts though so I can "fake" 5' 6" and 5' 7"

 

[Jockson]

2/3. I'm ****ed.

 

[uncomfortable man]

My lady brags about my dick to anyone who will listen. On a good day, almost nine inches.

But it's not customary for guys to walk around with their junk hangin out to be judged by the world like we do the top of our heads. Maybe if I started doing that then people would stop starring at my bald head.

 

[Exodus2011]

My lady brags about my dick to anyone who will listen. On a good day, almost nine inches.

But it's not customary for guys to walk around with their junk hangin out to be judged by the world like we do the top of our heads. Maybe if I started doing that then people would stop starring at my bald head.

wat da fuk

wow congratulations lol

 

[upyours]

My lady brags about my dick to anyone who will listen. On a good day, almost nine inches.

But it's not customary for guys to walk around with their junk hangin out to be judged by the world like we do the top of our heads. Maybe if I started doing that then people would stop starring at my bald head.

Why don't you try out for p**rn if that's true?You would easily fit in the "bald porno guy" cliche look based off your old pic.You would be getting paid to screw bishes,and that's what alot of guys here are desperate for.

 

[uncomfortable man]

My lady would love that idea.

 

[virtuality]

6"?? That's not even a challenge :smoke:

6' another check...

Joking aside, I'm 30 something and IMO it boils down to social status and the ability to provide. An inch here and there doesn't really matter that much.

 

[beaner]

The vast majority of men are under 6 feet tall. I guess no one's getting laid in your world.

 

[wareagle]

5'11" must be close enough because I still get more than I deserve.

 

[Beingbaldsucksass]

5'11" must be close enough because I still get more than I deserve.

5'9 + is enough for a BALD man, below that is in the freak category

 

[resu]

5'7" here, you always feel small, on top of that I have a really awful balding pattern that essentially leaves me without any options.

Also tan definitely helps, I actually get looks on street from women when I'm tanned, at least I used to before my hair started thinning. My hair has natural blond highlights that apparently sparks women attention, hair used to be my main feature which has now turned into a flaw, just what I needed!

 

[Beingbaldsucksass]

I wasent attractive even before, I was a pimpled face a**h** and now I'm a pimpled face balding a**h**