This Forum... when do you fit it in?

[The Gardener]

You know, I have realized that I visit this forum during very specific times of the day. Specifically, I have found myself migrating to this forum and found it a great place to browse and chat while I wait for my minoxidil to dry.

I wake up, take a shower, shave and get dressed... and then apply my minoxidil. After that, I start breakfast (bagel with lunch meat, cheese, and sprouts usually) and sit down in front of the computer to read your stories while I feel the minoxidil seep into my scalp.

In the evenings, I usually hit the gym and then come home and shower, apply the sh*t, then get dinner started and answer email, etc, and read the latest here.

What do you fellow minoxidil users do while you wait for it to dry? Do you have similar morning routines?

 

[Guest]

Download p**rn.

 

[The Gardener]

Oh hell yeah. From time to time I indulge. Best sh*t, for free, is on sexocean dot com or sexsq dot com. Maybe that is why I am losing my hair? Kidding of course, but occasionally I admit I indulge. Funny thing is, is that once my gf wanted to surf for p**rn WITH me! I was surprised, especially after checking the history section of her browser only to find that she has visited the sites a few times on her own! God I love that woman.

Cheers

 

[Johnny Tightlips]

LOL gardener,

My girl sometimes wants to rent p**rn. Some girls are good like that. I remember in my ol' frat house, one of my friend's girl would sit w/ all the guys and watch p**rn. We thought she was the coolest biatch.

Oh yea ... rem to wash ur hands b4 beating the monkey. U dont want to grow hair on the tip of ur cack.

BTW .. adultbouncer dot com owns pornland. :love:

 

[Redbone]

Your girls are looking for me cause i am the p**rn star. I prefer to do my thing on Teeniemovies. Which I am headed to now.

 

[Guest]

Redbone, you are always complaining about being broke, man. They don't pay you for that sh*t? Damn, you wrecked my fantasy :lol:

 

[Guest]

I`ll probably regret this but any pics of you online Redbone? Its for Yeddie, he asked me to ask you as he 32% gay. :laugh:

 

[Redbone]

You ever seen the Bangbus. 8th st Latina's, Milf Hunter, Cumfeista? There is always one guy in common in all these vids, blonde and thinning all over especially at the crown with a goatee on the face. Check it out. It could be you know who.

 

[acfava]

ur the dude on milf hunter?????? telll me that stuff is staged like collegefuckfest.com!!

 

[Redbone]

All that sh*t is staged each dirty broad answers an ad in the newspaper and gets $500 to $800 depending on what they will do. Girls are s o fuckin sluty nowadays- I guess we can thank Britany for that.

I must admit thougn college fuckfest gets me off. Those girls are cute and look like the girls next door, I mean some of them look like real college students.

 

[acfava]

yea man i talked to the kids online who do the party footage for college f*** fest... they get paid 1000 dollas to have a massive kegger!! on top of wut they get for the videos.

 

[acfava]

haha dude i just saw u on 8th street latinas with jackie!!!!! u shaved ur goatee?????

 

[The Gardener]

8th Street Latinas?.. oh man can you guys just please drop the subject. I have such the weakness for Latin women you have no idea. Well actually, my last gf was latina, a Puerto Rican, and she was the first who actually (momentarily) made me rethink my opinion on them. She was incredible in all ways shapes and forms except for those few moments where she got really pissed off. Note to self, do NOT piss off a puertoriquena, EVER. They are in charge, and don't forget it.

 

[Johnny Tightlips]

They are in charge, and don't forget it.

U are whipped Gardener *INSERT WHIP SOUND HERE* :laugh: j/k

 

[The Gardener]

Oh god, I know. But I must say that the first young woman I met who really wet my whistle for latinas was not my ex, but a Brazilian I met in college and she was everything good that the puertoriquena was evil. She took care of me, taught me what it meant to LOVE if you know what I mean, ahem!... along with patiently tutoring me on some basic female anatomy 101 and the concept of timing and sensual anticipation that to this day have always won me BIG marks in the sack department.

But back to the PR girl. Oh what a b**ch. She rode me like a donkey, and dammit I loved it. Grrrr!

 

[Nene]

To all you veterans who knew redbone, was he really the guy from 8th street latinas?

 

[GeminiX]

So I just skimmed though the posts in this thread, off topic much?

Nothing much here on when people read the forum as I was led to believe from reading the thread title.

False advertising that is, and I demand a refund or something