jimmybeaner
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Look, ok, I'm a Norwood 3. Last year I was Norwood 2 and the year before that Norwood 1. So, yeah, you could say it's pretty advanced. Here's the thing. I tried the Propecia and the nizoral and that was good. It make me shed like a bat out of the oven but gave me wings on the sides of my burns. I remember because everyone says 'Your burns are thicker than they were before it started". That gave me alot of pleasure, and it put a big happy smile on my face. Everyone would say, "hey, you are happy all the sudden". And let me tell you all, this was when I had advanced from a Norwood 1 to a Norwood 2. But the nizoral/finasteride combo was giving such thickness in burn-esque locations that I'd be grinning ear to ear. My point is this, OK, I know it was recedding and all that...HORSESHOE, YES. But guess what? All the people liked it very much, they even say "Hey, you lose hair in the front, but you are SOOOO HAPPY". And I'd me like, "Man/Woman , hey this is my life, my only life, I'm gonna wear it, the frown upsidedown". AND MY HAPPINESS MADE THEM HAPPY. So hey, I stayed on the finasteride/nizoral combo, got me a wooden comb, slicked it back with some polish, and guess what? MORE CONFIDENCE THAN EVER IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. Guess what? Year three rolls into town, I'm sporting a Norwood THREE. What do I do? I still got great burns, a few tuffs coming up the sides, some curlies around my ear-line...so, I HAVE A BIG HORSESHOE NOW....LIKE NICKOLSON, JACK. and guess what...DO I HIDE IT? NO, I BUY MORE POLISH, slick it all the way back, and TAN MY FOREHEAD. GUESS WHAT NOW? THEY ALL, ALL THE PEOPLE, THEY LOOK AT ME AND SMILE. YOU KNOW WHY? Because I'm happy ALL THE TIME. You know why? BECAUSE I JUST FOCUS ON BURNS AND PENNIES. LITTLE THINGS MAN....ALL IT TAKES. I'm 34 and slept with a 22 year old SECRETARY from PERU LAST NIGHT. She was beautiful. NOW I'm WORKING IN A SHOE STORE...BUT I GET LAID AT LEAST twice a month. IN DECEMBER (COLDEST MONTH FOR ME WEATHERWISE) I GOT LAID BY 5 DIFFERENT WOMEN. 5 DIFFERENT LADIES OF ALL SHAPES, COLORS AND NATIONALITIES. BUT NO FATTIES. BLACK, WHITE, HISPANIC, JAPANESE, AND ANOTHER WHITE. ALL WERE UNDER THIRTY AND ONE WAS 19. So basically, NW1, NW2, Norwood 3....FOCUS ON BURNS get some polish, and wear that grin like it was a SOMBRERO ON DAY OF THE DEAD IN MEXICO...because life is too short....wooden comb and polish...love it all the time.
