The Regaine dabbing club

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I am starting a new club. It's called the Regaine dabbing club.

You have to be a good dabber to join.

You also have to be able to do the minoxidil dabbing groove - the club ritual.

If you join, you will get a membership card, a badge, and free entry into the inaugural hair-loss Olympics.

Which is starting in September.

Events will include "the curse of god" This event consists of various hair loss club members - who are losing their hair to sit in a line, and when the gun sounds, start to raise their hands to god, and give him a piece of their mind.

Winners are decided by the participant with the least profan, and the member who doesn’t batter Roger - the resident ‘Norwood 7’ village idiot, on the head for breathing too loudly and having annoying hairy legs.

Suggestions for other events are welcome.
 
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